Clickbait Exposed: The Dark Side of Social Media Slang

Kasim decodes the classic social media slang so you can protect yourself from falling prey to manipulative campaigns. Listen to this episode now!

Here's a list of all of the classic social media hooks and what they really mean.

"People often ask me..."

👉 No one asks me this. It's just what I want to talk about now.

"Someone once said..."

👉 It was me. I said it. I'm just using a vague appeal to authority.

"I have always known..."

👉 I learned this yesterday.

"I [did this amazing thing] and here's how you can too..."

👉 I'm about to teach you how to hire me.

"I'm going to show you my biggest secret for [interesting thing]."

👉 This stopped working a few weeks ago, might as well use it to juice my following.

"How to [do something valuable] without [investing any time/effort/energy/money]..."

👉 I'm a scam artist.

"I Just made $$$, using [strategy]. Here's what I did..."

👉 I'm probably (definitely) not going to show you my COGs. I probably spent $999k to get into the two-comma club. Gross revenue is a vanity metric.

"Here are the best people to follow in [Industry]..."

👉 Here are all of the people I'm trying to network with right now.

"How I went from [desperate situation] to [amazing situation] in [very little time]..."

👉 I'm definitely not going to tell you the whole story...

"[Famous person] did [amazing thing], here's how..."

👉 I'm just as smart as said person is given. I've been able to reverse-engineer their success. Also, you'll now associate them with me.

Don't get too offended; we're as guilty as the rest of social media. Just having some fun.😜

Which ones did we miss? Add them in the comment section below.

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