Assassins vs Templars: No One Expects the Spanish Inquisition

The Cups and SirSitsALot are back with the final patron chat of 2025! Teecup leads SirSits and Shecup in Emoji Trivia, where we guess the game based on emojis. 1. 🪓🐺🍻❄️⚔️ 2. 🏛️🎯🔥👑 3. 🕌📜👴...

18 Dec 202535min

This week, the Cups rank ALL main Assassin's Creed games out of ten. We based this on story, gameplay, and performance. We've got some hot takes, some mid takes, and some piping cold takes. Listen now...

11 Dec 20251h 27min

We're back with another Shadows Objective Board quest -- this time two! Listen now to learn everything you need to know about the Kabukimono and the Winter Raiders. Now introducing Assassin's Creed...

4 Dec 202539min

Join the Cups and SirSitsALot to rank the companions on a scale from S (the best) to E (the worst!). Let us know in the comments if you disagree with our conclusions! Now introducing Assassin's Cre...

20 Nov 20251h 12min

Listen now as the Cups discuss the iconic and hilarious captain of the Adrestia, Barnabus. You'll find out all you need to know about this loveable, goofy guy, and see how he stacks up to other charac...

13 Nov 202539min

We're back with another assassin vs templar episode -- focusing on one of the most iconic, most masculine, most outdoorsy presidents the United States has ever had: TR, Theodore, or Teddy Roosevelt. ...

6 Nov 202559min

On this week's episode, we're back with another objective board circle from Assassin's Creed: Shadows. This time, we're digging into Yasuke's backstory with Nobutsuna's Students. Let us know which you...

30 Okt 202537min

On this week's episode, we come up with some spooky ideas for an Assassin's Creed story revolving around Halloween and other haunted topics. We also discuss the news of Mark-Alexis Cote's resignation ...

23 Okt 202540min