r/maliciouscompliance | "Accuse me of FAKING a signature? Okay I will..."

r prorevenge where My family is making a homophobic cake decorator make hundreds of pride cakes. She always called me “just the boyfriend,” so I helped her move, quietly. Impatient guy at Self serve car wash Call the cops on me? I'll ruin your name with honesty. My boss kept scheduling meetings during my lunch, so I started eating lunch in every meeting Accidental petty revenge My partner exposed her clients “true character” and it was hilarious I wore the most revealing shorts I own because my neighbors husband got his feelings hurt by his wife talking about me mowing my front yard shirtless She Stayed Silent So I Did Too “Kept Calling Me ‘Sir’ on the Phone—So I Gave Him a Taste of His Own Medicine!” Girl tried to cut me out of a moment I've stopped using exclamation marks when responding to emails from my boss. My manager always called for a 20 minute team meeting after work. Unpaid. So I finally had enough. He took my €900 Deposit. I suspended his license He Kept Stealing My Hawaii Mug, So I Let Him Ruin His Own Reputation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Juni 29min

maliciouscompliance where Of course I will move workspaces, again If it not your job, don’t touch it. "You have to follow the schedule" okay, guess I’ll just sit here then Can only buy 2 beers at a time? Short and silly story at McDonalds that happened today. Yes sir, only as you say. Yes sir, only as you say. Manager told me to cc her on every client email. So I did, including the ones where she’s the problem "You need to be more energetic on calls." Ten-Four The Water Park is Off Limits. Okay. You want a proper British cup of tea? Alright then, mate. Doesn't Add Up? Make It Add Up? Well, Okay Then... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Juni 30min

maliciouscompliance where Changing the definition of overtime? Great! You can't park here! Apartment pool required a towel (I’m fully clothed) Teacher told me to only use textbook definitions so I did, and suddenly that wasn't enough Put them back where you found them. Okay. You think I'm fudging my hours? You're right. Here's my real hours... Restaurant that didn't want to feed it's employees "All modifications must be restored to the original." I need to work regular office hours? Sure thing! You want me to review everything, always? OK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Juni 31min

r prorevenge where Created a problem to keep my annoying neighbor occupied and get some peace Ex husband's ex GF gets her assumptions and her a$$ handed to her I reply to work emails and Slack messages using provocative quotes. I started practicing opera at 6 AM because my neighbor complained about my "noisy" coffee grinder Made neighbor run over the trash he kept piling at my door My boss called me an "autistic robot" and stuck me with the worst job, so I changed the rerouting phone number to mine and changed the security camera passwords The pettiest thing I’ve ever done. A client kept saying ‘make it pop’ - so I made one version that literally had a pop sound on every click Park in company parking space? Enjoy being blocked for few days! Be Careful Who You Treat Like Crap Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Juni 28min

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to lend my cousin money to cover the rent on a house she insisted on renting even though I told her she couldn’t afford it? AITA for refusing to wear body makeup for my friends wedding? AITA for declining to be a groomsman in one of my best friend’s weddings AITA for not stopping my teenage sons gf from kissing him? AITA because my aunt ate my dog's food accidentally and she claims I "let her"? AITA for eating ice cream every night just like I always do and not stopping just bc my SIL doesn't want my niece to see it? AITA for not putting away my copy of The Handmaid’s Tale? AITA for keeping inheritance from birth mother instead of splitting with adoptive siblings? AITA for celebrating my birthday without my friends after they rescheduled around babysitters again? AITAH for telling my parents that they neglected me because of my brothers illness? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

8 Juni 30min

r TOMC where I was my daughter’s “plus one” to prom and nobody knew. My 4-year-old called me “Daddy” today. I’m not his dad. My 15yo idiot kid got his GF pregnant on purpose. My daughter just proved me that she is definitvly smarter then her age My brother’s new girlfriend is everything my ex said I’d never be. My husband cheated on me on my birthday My daughter thinks my ex-wife died. She didn’t. I’ve been substituting for elementary kids and I’ve never seen kids behave this way. I took the DNA test, and I regret it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

8 Juni 28min

r amithejerk? where AITA for calling out my kid's teacher for talking down to me? AITA for saying I don’t want to be my friend’s “fat bridesmaid aesthetic”? AITA for leaving my SIL’s house after she invited me over to "not be alone" but just wanted free childcare? AITA for not for not giving my neighbors food. AITA for refusing to top up on electricity coz my roommate likes to keep her lights on AITA for making my pregnant sister lose time after she told me to "pretend i didnt know her"? AITA for telling my sister to just wear the stupid dress for her husband and to stop overthinking it? AITA for telling my husband I don’t want his mom to stay with us for two months in our one-bedroom apartment? WIBTA if I told my guests that it was awful having them stay over? AITA for walking my friends’ under-exercised dog more than they usually do – which led to vet costs and now drama? AITA: My husband will invite his family and friends over without telling me until that day. He then expects me to clean, run to the store and prep/cook everything. I finally just decided to leave the house the last time he told me because I only had 4 hours till their arrival. He canceled. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Juni 30min

r TOMC where I broke up with my GF after she got a face tattoo What’s your most ‘throw my phone in the ocean’ moment? ran into my ex’s parents tonight and now i can’t stop thinking about him My parents took me out of school in 2nd grade, and I’ll never forgive them for what they took from me People don’t even realize how cruel they are to the homeless. Or maybe they do. It's dehumanizing. I'm glad someone gave me a stick of deodorant She left the kids. How do I even explain that to them? I think my mom regretted having kids, and it breaks my heart to admit it My wife cheated on me I was my daughter’s “plus one” to prom and nobody knew. My 4-year-old called me “Daddy” today. I’m not his dad. My 15yo idiot kid got his GF pregnant on purpose. My daughter just proved me that she is definitvly smarter then her age My brother’s new girlfriend is everything my ex said I’d never be. My husband cheated on me on my birthday My daughter thinks my ex-wife died. She didn’t. I’ve been substituting for elementary kids and I’ve never seen kids behave this way. I took the DNA test, and I regret it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Juni 29min