r/MaliciousCompliance | WAIT, YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HELP THE CUSTOMER?! - rSlash Storytime

r amithedevil? where Update: Am I wrong for no longer cooking for wife after she drunkenly admitted she wished her male co worker could cook for her instead My fiance dumped me cause I got into a discussion with his ex. AITA for wanting daughter and step daughter treated equally? AITA for asking if a button on a kiosk said something? AITA for telling someone not to bring my name up during a conference? AITA for eating a sandwich I thought nobody was going to have? 24M About to Have a Huge Financial Change. How Would You React If I Wanted to Marry You but Had a Bold Idea? AITA for telling my wife to deal with my job? My gf (22f) snuck out of our bed to cuddle with her brother (22m) on the couch in the middle of the night, and now she's mad that I'm mad?? AITA FOR TELLING MY SISTER SHES OVERREACTING? AITA For not wanting a guy included in our mom friend group AIO for being offended that my parents called a little girl “the cutest little girl” they had “ever seen”? Am I wrong for no longer cooking for wife after she drunkenly admitted she wished her male co worker could cook for her instead AITA for tidying up in the bathroom while my girlfriend was in the shower? AITA for Not Giving My Girlfriend Space After I Lost My Temper? My GF 33F left me 30M after 10-year relatinoship My wife is sad because I skipped her mom’s first death anniversary to attend my sister’s best friend’s death anniversary AITA for scaring my sister out of ordering something with peanut butter at a restaurant? AITA for Not Letting My Daughter Visit Me in the U.S. This Summer? How do I get my female friends to stop talking about their dating “troubles” with me? AITA for suggesting we hire a surrogate for our second baby and telling my wife why when she freaked out and refused? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Mars 33min

maliciouscompliance where Wife wants verbal confirmation that I’m listening… you got it dear! "Carefully study these 2 files and tell me what's going on here" Using tennis balls as MC I can sit anywhere? Great! "Score it Accurately!!"? No problem. Let's just fail Algebra. You want your uniform back? Come and get it. MC to catch a thief... or 3. I’ll make your danged pizza boxes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Feb 29min

r prorevenge where Bad neighbour Happy anniversary MF My roommate threw food in my trash can in the midst of an ant infestation, so I'm directing them towards him Petty Vengeance Is Best Served Loud, With a Bucket of Popcorn and An Empty Cup of Soda! Turnabout is fair play. Want to party in the hotel room next to me? Enjoy your wake up call… A Jr. High teacher kicked me out of her class for having cramps, so I never went back to her class. Wife was told she should enter nursing school instead of engineering...nah. Grandkids? -eh, I know a source Mess with my dad and I'll turn of your lights This girl got revenge on her bullies(my grandmother was one of them) Getting revenge on my crapy manager Petty revenge on shopper a**hats by being kind. Worst guy in the barracks got assigned to my room. He made me miserable. So I returned the favor. Van drivers keep blocking the pavement, making it dangerous for pedestrians - gets in trouble with his boss and police Got cut off at the security check point. I got petty and skipped her carry ons. Guy comes in seconds before closing get turned away Oh, you’re senior to me and there’s nothing I can do about it Pay for your child Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Feb 28min

r TIFU TIFU. by just taking a nice stroll to mcdonalds? TIFU by throwing up on my crush TIFU by trying to make vodka sauce TIFU by sitting like a idiot TIFU by buying the wrong book for a child’s birthday TIFU by crashing my brother's truck the day before I officiated his wedding. TIFU by running in the teacher relay race TIFU by telling a rabbit folk tale in a more authentic version TIFU by putting a magnet on my laptop TIFU by not checking if the store gave me back the my WHOLE charger TIFU by making myself scared of minesweeper TIFU by kayaking with alligators Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 Feb 32min

maliciouscompliance where Put my Cat to Work Thanks for my master’s degree! Time is money Sure, I won't wear a tanktop during my workout. Deny my leave, we’ll see who wins this game The Boss Didn't Trust His Team, So I Built a System to Track Every Move We Made Followed Health and Safety, Coworker Complained You must read the text you've memorized! Hours are 8 am to 5 pm, okay HOA Pulled an Uno Reverse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 Feb 29min

r TIFU TIFU by telling a customer they only want to hear themselves talk TIFU I Accidentally Got Into the Wrong Car and Ranted to a Stranger! I bought 5 beers per person for a work party and I can only imagine what the result was, but even though I F’ed Up, let’s be real… my boss F’ed Up more by asking the non-drinker to buy the alcohol. I get cluster headaches, I got one before a large speech and threw up all over the stage because I was too stubborn to tell anyone. Tried to make a joke about Grandpa’s squirrel conspiracy hobby and accidentally started World War III between him and Grandma. Was tired, fell asleep, missed a meeting where our manager was basically saying goodbye to us :( I feel pretty bad for missing the meeting :( Trapped man. Man escaped. Still have have bait. Wife unimpressed. I'll probably lose a marketplace star rating. dropped off kid at daycare, owner/client texts me with picture of found medical marijuana with my name on it. TIFU by remembering a scene from Supernatural at the wrong time then having a six year old yelling Pudding with pants down over and over again. The mall was just 2 blocks away from my work. Lesson learned: Always do a tooth check before leaving the house. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 Feb 32min

r prorevenge where Getting revenge on my crapy manager Petty revenge on shopper a**hats by being kind. Worst guy in the barracks got assigned to my room. He made me miserable. So I returned the favor. Van drivers keep blocking the pavement, making it dangerous for pedestrians - gets in trouble with his boss and police Got cut off at the security check point. I got petty and skipped her carry ons. Guy comes in seconds before closing get turned away Oh, you’re senior to me and there’s nothing I can do about it Pay for your child Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 Feb 28min

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to attend my brother's "coming of age" birthday party? AITA for telling my friend to go to a food bank? AITA for asking to wear pants to my sister-in-law's wedding? AITA for telling my friend's mom to mind her business? AITA for how I reacted to my husband’s ex wife’s girlfriend buzzing my stepsons hair? AITA for refusing to be my mom's caretaker? AITA for leaving our dorm room open to potential invaders? AITA for telling my dad he chose between me and his fiancée when he prioritized her surgery over mine? AITA for telling my dad he chose between me and his fiancé when he prioritized her surgery over mine? [UPDATE] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Feb 31min