FIRE ME?! SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!! r/MaliciousCompliance - rSlash Storytime

r amithejerk? where AITAH for asking parents to keep their kid out of an adults only pool AITA for cancelling on my friend after she wouldn’t pay for our lunch? AITAH for kicking my houseguests out 11 hours before their flight is scheduled to leave? AITA for not letting my coworker stay at my place even though I “have the space” AITA for yelling at my aunt after she kept pressuring me to marry her son AITA - ex-husband wants a vacation before my travel that will limit my parenting time AITA for telling my flatmate her boyfriend can’t basically live with us rent-free? AITA for assuming a couple we met on holiday were swingers and abruptly cutting our conversation short and leaving? AITAH for backing out of a 'party/get together ' after finding out my 'friends' are planning on buying a lot of the food I cannot eat? AITA for telling my 17 year old she needs to go to her volunteer job and not “no call-no show” for a third time AITA for supporting kicking out our temporary roommate because of what her parents did? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Apr 30min

r TIFU TIFU by going to the toilet Butters Stotch style TIFU Waited too long to do taxes. TIFU and accidentally gave my girlfriend a black eye while sleeping. TIFU by misidentifying my date TIFU by getting my mom addicted to Pokémon cards TIFU by not exiting the elevator at work. TIFU by being the worlds most awkward customer. TIFU by stealing my neighbours cat TIFU by not double checking my email TIFU by choking on a cinnamon stick while trying to impress a girl TIFU by telling my coworker love ya! TIFU by flirting with my friend and meeting her long-term boyfriend at the worst possible moment Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Apr 32min

r TIFU TIFU by accidentally trauma-bonding with my boss’s dog and now he follows me home TIFU. Accidentally went to a networking event for black people… I am white… TIFU by trying to clear ice and accidentally ending up on my neighborhood Facebook group TIFU By Renaming someone’s dog TIFU for not drinking enough water for years TIFU I left my door unlocked for 15mins… TIFU by not wearing sunscreen and getting a rare nerve reaction called “heck’s itch” and having the worst 30 hours of my life. TIFU by not reading the instructions to my iced coffee TIFU by getting my own insurance TIFU by telling a pregnant woman she should drink ginger tea Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Apr 32min

r prorevenge where just spam called my year long spam caller Refuse to order meds for my patient? Let me get the wife to yell at you. My Jr high bully ended up massaging my butt Ok Dan, you want to give my number out to strangers? Site Manager calling me nonstop all day every day My neighbor takes up all the parking spaces on the street so I made friends with the birds Local Contractor cannot respect his community. His local community happily returns that disrespect. Want to pass me? Fine, I'll let you pass New management FA by not caring about any prior performace and FO after bringing in the new guy as a replacement. Revenge served cold Steal my commission? Fine enjoy doing my work while I work as a "consultant" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Apr 31min

maliciouscompliance where You like attention do you? Here, let me get you some. Adorable Compliance - "Don't take your head off that pillow!" My Son's Work-around . . . OK Boss, we can try it their way. I will work on THAT Saturday YOU put me on the roster. Working too much, and get the shaft cuzza it Deli Stareoff Will do! A dish pig’s tale RTO or PL Oon Tuesdays, ok "Don't you dare put that in your mouth!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Apr 24min

He hurt me for years. His chair got what was coming. Karo Syrup and a cold shower??? Probably not a good mix Want your assets back, here you go. The middle finger of universal balance Hope you like bagpipe music! Rude and Don’t Tip? Pay Extra For Bags Text me again, I'll sue for harassment Honey, how do you want me to fold your laundry? How to improve your French and ruin a dishwasher My Dog was the KING of Petty Revenge Enjoy being eight cents poorer Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

16 Apr 28min

r TOMC where Yesterday was my birthday, I bought myself a birthday cake and my mom and stepdad ate all of it with their friends who had come over to hangout with them the night before my birthday while I was in my bedroom. They didn't even leave me one slice. Ex left me for another guy, got pregnant, and now wants me back. Bride doesn’t like me and they want me to coordinate the wedding, decorate, and host a bridal shower A blanket saved my marriage I faked being sick for my whole childhood. My brother put me on his life insurance and not his wife My wife left me because she is schizophrenic and thought the government was after her. Being a gamer in your 40's is really, well... Lonely. I Took The Most Valuable Pieces of Jewelry from My Grandmother's Collection I finally hit $100k+ salary and I'm miserable Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

16 Apr 32min

r TOMC where Since no one in my life seemed to care that I graduated college, I’ll tell a bunch of strangers online I switched phones with my girlfriend for 24 hours. She lasted 3 hours before begging to switch back. My fiancé made a split-second decision that has cost me a year of my life, and I’m furious My mother-in-law stole my spot in my family vacation and I'm secretly pretty happy about it. my husband told me something about our friend's relationship and now i don't know what to do lied about loving hiking now im shredded My wife who's been gaining weight called the movie Wall-E "fatphobic" My Husband and I Lost our Business. Being homeless has shown me people are evil. Update: My cousin's mad I don't want to date her cheater friend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

15 Apr 31min