r/ProRevenge | MAKE ME WORK THE GRAVE YARD SHIFT?! I QUIT!!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU I acquired baby ducks from a mom duck who put them in danger, played them a duck noise video almost a week of having them, and they started crying for their mom and trying to leave their play pen. :( I cleaned my kitchen, invited parents for dinner, got high and damaged my tit leaning over a cactus, which was soothed with holy water from my mother and then proceeded to flash my father, had a nice but awkward steak pie dinner afterwards. Went to a job interview asked if we could eat lunch in the office not go out. CEO took offense to the accommodation request and the recruiter said that was why I didn't get the job. I've read all the comments so far. Best com Pretended to be vegan to impress a girl, ate way too much at her family's dinner, nuked her toilet and got caught. Now I'm single and traumatized by tofu. I trusted a fart while trying to pee at work and it failed me. There is now a literal crapy pair of my underwear sitting in the dumpster across the street. I exploited a rewards program and can’t get over the guilt of technically being a thief. Paid it forward to someone at a drive-thru for letting me in during a chaotic hour. Attempted to buy their order, assuming they followed in after letting me through but it turns out that they let a second person in. So someone got two freebies today! Haven't slept well this week, auto-piloted and did auto theft. Got daughter to school on time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Jan 202528min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for soaking my underwear in my sink AITA for hiding my expensive shampoo and conditioner from my friend’s guest? AITA for getting my girlfriend a birthday gift she hates? AITA for not giving the “dollhouse” I built to my niece, but to my wife as a gift? AITA for asking my wife to pour our daughters pee down the toilet? AITA for telling my SIL my FIL doesn’t owe her a house AITA for refusing to do anymore wedding planning as my 25F fiance 30M does uturn on venue AITA for not giving my ex back a gift I received from his great grandmother AITA for paying for one daughter’s wedding? AITA for getting a teacher to fix an incorrect question on a quiz and “taking” a classmate’s first perfect score away? AITA for 'gossiping' with my mum about my brother's fiance is potentially lying about giving birth? I purchase all of my sisters OF Content am I wrong? AITA for declining to invite a woman who has called herself ‘a total klepto’ into my home? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

29 Jan 202532min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Neighbor from heck gets evicted Ex thinks I was just using him? Dumped everything I ever got from him and his family at his door. Went to dump my ex's stuff off. Had cops come and inact an even better revenge! She Demanded I Hurry Up! Neighbor’s petty revenge 60+ years in the making… Entitled jerk in the parking lot Had enough of noisy neighbours took it into my own hands The Drunk A-Hole That Got Served! Kept a Scammer on the "Hook" Threat of revenge was enough Won't fix the house? Fine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

29 Jan 202529min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my family to respect that I recycle in my own home? It’s a community rule and one I respect. AITA for calling out my partner taking credit for paying a restaurant bill when he paid on our joint account? AITAH for not knowing my girlfriend wanted to be 30 mins early to yoga? AITA for telling my friend to suck it up when we went to a wedding without alcohol AITA for taking over the living room to watch a TV show my husband doesn’t like every Friday night? AITA for accepting an invitation on my husband’s behalf that I knew he wouldn’t like and refusing to cancel it? AITA - I rejected my BIL's child being a flower girl AITA for not going to my coworker’s birthday party? AITA for not helping my sister with her debt after she made bad decisions? WIBTA If I didn´t pay my bf $500 monthly rent to live with him and his parents? WIBTA If I kept the my ex's Nintendo account Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Jan 202527min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my family to respect that I recycle in my own home? It’s a community rule and one I respect. AITA for calling out my partner taking credit for paying a restaurant bill when he paid on our joint account? AITAH for not knowing my girlfriend wanted to be 30 mins early to yoga? AITA for telling my friend to suck it up when we went to a wedding without alcohol AITA for taking over the living room to watch a TV show my husband doesn’t like every Friday night? AITA for accepting an invitation on my husband’s behalf that I knew he wouldn’t like and refusing to cancel it? AITA - I rejected my BIL's child being a flower girl AITA for not going to my coworker’s birthday party? AITA for not helping my sister with her debt after she made bad decisions? WIBTA If I didn´t pay my bf $500 monthly rent to live with him and his parents? WIBTA If I kept the my ex's Nintendo account Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Jan 202530min

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Malicious compliance of the population FIX IT NOW!!! - You got it Boss! City’s Cheap Overtime Policy Backfires, Gives Garbage Collectors Double the Work “You better start making more sales” Malicious compliance? Any units Heavy fines for running the red lights made people not move even in emergency situation Now you can call me every single time... “It will be fine, you can just come over here to poop” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 Jan 202529min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Aunt broke my model kit, so i took away her everything. Aunt broke my model kit, so i took her everything *UPDATE* When I worked as a chef for the Millers My ex-wife cheated on me with her mentor, and wanted to divorce me. I made sure she got what she deserved Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 Jan 202528min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithedevil? where How to lose friends 101 Why bother with a tip at all? Assumption and changing an order... LOL cant remember what he said OOP the devil in the comments Stolen from 19 Kids and Counting right? Typical giant doctor ego 😒 Thinks he owns his children Entitled not even stepmom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 Jan 202530min