r/AITA | MY COUSIN HAS CANCER AND I DON'T CARE! - rSlash Storytime

r amithejerk? where AITA for ordering alcohol? AITA for not adjusting our China trip to my BIL’s cardio limits? AITA for getting a belly piercing without discussing it with my boyfriend beforehand? AITA for leaving dinner early after my boyfriend’s friend introduced me as “the current one”? WIBTA: Taking my coffee maker with me when I leave my current job AITA- I (20m) went to sleep before my girl (23f) could make dinner AITA for refusing to keep helping my friend with her side hustle after she started treating me like an unpaid employee? AITA for not sharing my leftovers with my bf? AITA for not replacing my nephew's leather jacket after my dog had an accident on it? AITA for not giving my roommate a cut of the money from selling a table? AITA for not punishing my son for making fun of his sister for wetting her pants? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Juni 29min

r TIFU TIFU by finding my wife attractive TIFU by ignoring a mosquito and going back to bed TIFU by hitting my niece TIFU by assuming my coworker was a vampire TIFU by flashing a hotel staff member on our girls’ trip 😔 TIFU by showing my toddler good dental hygiene TIFU: told my friend how much I can’t stand paperback novels before she gave me my birthday gift TIFU by accidentally slapping boyfriend in public TIFU by letting my AirPod run out of battery on a company wide call TIFU by letting a girl off at the wrong floor like it was her stop TIFU by failing an employment drug test without ever "doing" drugs. TIFU by telling cute girl in coffee shop I'd seen her at my bus stop several times, get ignored, older man comes over to tell me to go away, I walk away in shame Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Juni 32min

r TOMC where I want to give my daughter up for adoption. I cry almost every morning before work My wife is pregnant and wants to quit her job My coworker caught me off guard and I got sent home I pooped my favorite pair of pants while driving today my boyfriend applied for his masters and got it, but i’m only finding out at a “friends” gathering I Regret Befriending My Disabled Friend I think I hate being a parent but I love my son. I got suspended from college for standing up against a girl who was bullying a classmate. What should I do now? I am hard of hearing and growing up, my family thought it was hilarious. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Juni 27min

maliciouscompliance where They said if you leave during the fire drill, don’t come back, so i went home for the day Don't clock out on breaks? Why yes I will gladly comply !Just do it the way I said Client asked me to report everything I do during shift. I did. Then they stop asking. You want me to follow EVERY step of the manual? Okay then… Keep winning—let payroll take care of itself Smokers Get More Breaks? Hold My Beer. Chatterbox I Took 'Following Protocol' a Little Too Literally Manager said No OT Gasoline in Diesel truck Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Juni 31min

maliciouscompliance where No client communication unless it goes through me? Sure. I'll wait. Don't want me to work from home once or twice a month? Watch me do so twice a week. US Army complies with administration demands to revert name of Fort Gregg-Adams to original Fort Lee Done touch anything that isn’t yours. If you say so roomie Not Social Enough You Said 'Only Use My Words'? Sure - I'll Use Only Your Words. Manager said “no personal touches in the emails”, so I took out every greeting and sign-off. Restaurant parking lot was for customers only so I made the owner's daughter go find street parking 4 blocks away. Remove incentive for overtime? Guess we’ll operate normal office hours. "Use your personal phone as work equipment"? Okay, but when it dies I have no other backup so don't expect me to finish the job. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Juni 31min

r TIFU TIFU by thinking a disabled child was an owl TIFU by accidentally calling out an emergency code in a hospital waiting room. TIFU: The time I accidentally cheated on a college course. TIFU ignoring my appendicitus TIFU by picking up a "cute little baby mole" TIFU by having turned off highways on google maps for 10months TIFU by assuming my travel luggage was empty before letting a coworker borrow it TIFU by carrying pepper spray in my hip purse. TIFU by taking a trip and forgetting my passport TIFU by throwing away my girlfriends art during bulk trash day Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Juni 30min

r amithejerk? where AITA for locking the office fridge after someone kept stealing my lunch? AITA for sneaking out and causing my sister to lose her job? AITA for throwing a cup of cold water on my naked husband? AITA for blowing up at my parents for something my adult sister did? AITAH for telling my six year old nephew he is not special, after he told me he can do and get what he wants because everyone calls him special? AITA for refusing to give my sister the wedding dress I bought even through I'm not getting married anymore? AITAH for calling myself (18F) disabled in front of a disabled person? AITA for not leaving apartment for a week AITA for saying no to hosting my SIL and her additional needs kid overnight again? AITA for telling my family that my sister strongly implied that she doesn’t want me at her wedding, causing most of them to RSVP no? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Juni 28min

r prorevenge where He Parked in Front of Our Garage and Swore at my Wife and Mother In-Law, So I Helped Him Apply for Jobs They suspended me for a misunderstanding so I took the best, much needed vacation at their expense. Family drama. Petty payback. Sorry I am not moving this fallen limb blocking the road fast enough for you. Let me just move it from in front of my car to in front of yours. My Aunt said therapy is for the Faithless, So I let her quote my therapist Won’t give me my deposit back..ok.. Hello, fire department? He robbed an old man, we delivered him straight to the cops. You want to claim my answers as your own? Okay! Bathroom Break the Door Down Oh i just rent here? Well now I am president of this HOA and owner of this unit! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Juni 32min