
I MISTAKENLY ENDED UP IN SURGERY... r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories
r TIFU TIFU - Telling my 8th grade teacher "Don't drop the soap" TIFU by wearing my AirPods to a job interview and forgetting they had a mic TIFU by forgetting to access work platform for 2 years TIFU by trying to do the “right thing” at work and accidentally making things worse TIFU by asking out a married barista TIFU by finding my best friend's husband's emotional affair journal on our shared Google Drive TIFU by naming my dog a slur :( TIFU by being blind TIFU by using baking soda to clean my kitchen floor TIFU by trying to flirt with a guy at the gym and ending up in a full-blown CPR situation😭 TIFUpdate - didn't realise I didn't have a master's degree TIFU by mixing up the concert date of my favorite artist TIFU by missing work and ending up in surgery Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16 Maj 30min

I POOED MY PANTS ON MY BIRTHDAY r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories
r TIFU TIFU by almost being shot by German police TIFU by re traumatizing my husband during hooked up TIFU by playing a silly game. TIFU by Accidentally Taking a Coma-Inducing Phenibut Dose—Doctor Didn’t Believe Me, But I Survived TIFU by using a magic eraser to remove a bar stamp TIFU by giving myself a Brazilian Wax TIFU by wearing new shoes to a wedding and becoming an accidental sideshow TIFU by realising something wholesome about my husband's family. TIFU by lying to a dog charity guy… I now sponsor 2 dogs TIFU by failing math TIFU by craping my pants in public on my birthday Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16 Maj 30min

I WENT TO WAR... WITH A CAT! r/ProRevenge Reddit Stories
r prorevenge where Nickle and dime medical bill My Favorite Revenge! Maybe don't be nasty to employees you don't have authority over The straw that broke the camel's back I guess Hillary Clinton was right- It does take a Village to Raise a Child. That's my seat, revered elder! About the frogs I’m still house sitting my friend’s cats and the madness has not stopped My friend’s cat hates me, so I started leaving passive aggressive notes around the house. UPDATE: My friend’s cat still hates me, so I escalated the note war. Now it’s personal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14 Maj 30min

I RUINED MY COMPANY BEFORE I LEFT r/ProRevenge Reddit Stories
r prorevenge where She charged me $1,200 in “cleaning fees.” So I cleaned her reviews. Destroyed my bosses’ career. She erased us from her wedding. So I’m erasing her from mine. Time teaches a lesson The time a supervisor tried to throw me under the bus, but I had receipts. Showed the true colours of my „perfect mommy blogger” SIL That time a neighborhood kid got even on the jerk delivery guy If my boss is a horrible toxic person, should I tell my boss he’s been spelling the company name wrong for over a year in his signature, and his regards is spelled reghards? The unforgettable birthday The revenge of the post-it rearranged every single paper chart before I left Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14 Maj 27min

My MOM Gave My SON CUSTARD!!! r/AmITheAsshole Reddit Stories
r amithejerk? where AITA for not taking an 11 year old’s word for it? AITA for refusing to let someone check my phone after a coworker accused me of taking pictures of her? AITA for never mentioning to my GF that my teeth are not real. AITA for refusing to babysit my sister's kids when she had an important work dinner? AITA for not allowing visitors in my home while I’m not around. AITA for not leaving my planters or landscaping my lawn when I move? AITA? Roommate continues to underpay rent, so I am going to let everyone in our house get a disciplinary warning. AITA for not laughing when my husband joked about my ‘hobby’ job in front of his boss? AITA For refusing someone a drink in the hospital? AITA for keeping my son away from my mom because she fed him custard? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13 Maj 31min

I WONT GET RID OF MY FLAMINGOS r/AmITheAsshole Reddit Stories
r amithejerk? where AITA because I told my wife I won’t go with her to drop off her kid anymore? AITA for refusing to change someone's baby's diaper? AITA for canceling my nephew's birthday party after my sister tried to bring more kids than agreed? AITA for Leaving a Bad Review After Paying $100+ for a Cake That Was Nothing Like What I Asked For? AITA for making my sick husband clean up his vomit? AITA for moving someone else's birthday cake out of reach of an entitled toddler? AITA for correctly guessing my friend's baby's hooked up? AITA? Vaping during pregnancy AITA for letting my sister hold my baby against our mother's wishes? AITA for telling a friend exactly why my wife and I wouldn't go on a trip with her. AITA for not taking down my yard flamingos after neighbors complained? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13 Maj 30min

I Stole My Brother's EYEBROWS?! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories
r TIFU tried to be nice, ended up having a shower door explode in my hands while moving it. Immense regret. Estimates for a new one are around $1000… told my son what "aphrodisiac" means when it was mentioned on a show about oysters, and now he's grossed out and correctly guessed what my husband and I had in mind after dinner. be careful with your portion sizes or you’ll end up stuck to the toilet I yelled 'yo mama' in a corporate meeting today forgot i used a thong to tie up my hair and gave it to my friend without realizing. when listening to a video about film editing, I took off my glasses so I could fully immerse myself. Thought I saw a spec fly by and before I could realize what I was looking at I made 2 girls think I was looking at ones butt. I was right about the wasp though. TIFU by inviting my “allergic to water” neighbor into a freshly cleaned pool TIFU allowing the new girl to cut to my hair TIFU by accidentally stealing my brother’s eyebrows… forever. TIFU by eating the 4 Horseman Burger challenge from Man vs Food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10 Maj 29min

HAIRDRESSER DYED MY HAIR THE WRONG COLOR r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories
r TIFU TIFU by getting too high with my (adult) kid and getting the paramedics called on me Tried to steal fries. Turns out I paid and handed back a bag of fries that I paid for. The universe is funny like that. TIFU by asking my boyfriend for flowers TIFU by calling myself a puppy during a job interview TIFU by accidentally telling my landlord I broke before even fully moving in TIFU by not reading a recipe closely enough TIFU By stealing kills from my SIL resulting on ending the relationship with her and my Brother TIFU By forcing a gas station to shut down TIFU by freezing at the hair dresser and ended up with a colour I hate Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10 Maj 27min