Bonus: Biblical Mini-Golf
For the first time in ten years, Theophiloi -- and the first time ever during the lifespan of this very podcast -- Chris and Benito are in the same place, actually hanging out with each other! What be...
8 Maj 20251h 9min
117: King Solomon's Hog (The Second Book of Chronicles, feat. Aaron Higashi)
Yes, Theophiloi, that quote at the top of the show is actually in Bible. Like, full canon Bible that you can find in the back of the pew or the hotel room drawer. I was surprised too, but you know who...
18 Feb 20251h 51min
116: It's His BIRTHDAY, Be Nice! (The Revelation of the Magi)
O come, all ye Theophiloi, joyful and triumphant, to the final Apocrypals episode of 2024! We two kings of podcasting are reading a story about a talking star as we dive into the Revelation of the Mag...
22 Dec 20241h 46min
115: Hell Is The Big Show (The Life of St. Christina the Astonishing)
CONTENT WARNING: Our discussion of St. Christina includes mention of self-harm and mental illness. It's Halloween, TheoKILLoi, and that means it's time once again for our annual tradition of Haints a...
27 Okt 20241h 39min
114: Sin-onyms, The Devil's Argument (The Martyrdom of Perpetua and Felicity)
If you learn nothing else from our show, Theophiloi, let it be this: Never send a cow to do a leopard's job. This, for the record, is not a metaphor, it's the lesson that we learn from the passion of ...
3 Okt 20241h 45min
113: Jaoel Instant Messenger (The Apocalypse of Abraham)
Grab your turtledoves and get to stranglin', Theophiloi, because we're taking another trip to the Seventh Firmament, and this time we're bringing good ol' Father Abraham in the years before he had his...
5 Sep 20241h 50min
112: Approximate Week VI: The Undiscovered Country
Leave cookies and milk for the werewolves and a thorn bush on your doorstep for St. Benedict, Theophiloi, because it's Approximate Week once again! We're celebrating the eight nights between our birth...
17 Aug 20242h 37min
111: All Skips No Hits (1 Chronicles)
Open your ears to hear, Theophiloi! Your humble Sons of Thunder are back in style with a return to the show and to Canon Bible, just in time to kick off your Approximate Week celebrations! As promised...
9 Aug 20241h 28min
