The Higher The Furniture, The Closer to God

Breaking news! The famed yellow chair of all episodes past has broken, so it has become Floor Chair - and thus, a theory about socioeconomic status and furniture height develops. And honestly, Shelley and Bonnie are pretty convinced it holds water. Neighbor Bailey gets a new title, Assistern Bailey, as she steps in and helps our hosts in a spinoff segment called 4 Minute Life Update! Shelley, Bonnie, and Bri have joined a cult, Bonnie has noun aphasia, and Shelley hatches plans to have a water slide at her funeral. Also, our hosts find out how they handle a crisis, pledge to take less shit in all areas of their life, and worry about BTS members joining the military. All this and more on the latest episode of Everybody Ships Us!

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