DO NOT SCRATCH YOUR EYES - BANNERS, BIN/KEEP, ALPHABET F##K!

Carl is trailing and needs to pull a rabbit out of a hat. This may be problematic as Carl appears to have neither a hat or a rabbit! Carl takes on possibly his hardest opponent to date and we find out what is the opposite of a "worldy", Carl struggles with Welsh former players (again) and Danny tests the patience of his family whilst on holiday!!!! Contains strong language Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

8 Apr 202210min

Strong Language warning: This is the raw and unedited recording of the Twitter Spaces reaction to the match against Liverpool on 2nd April 2022 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

4 Apr 202250min

The World v Carl - Round 9 (Alex King) - NSFW https://linktr.ee/donotscratchyoureyes Warning - strong language throughout! Will Carl add another win to his tally as he takes on Alex King in the next round? Listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

4 Apr 202214min

The World v Carl - Round 8 (Rich Stevens) - NSFW https://linktr.ee/donotscratchyoureyes Warning - strong language throughout! How will Carl do when he takes on Rich Stevens from the Inside The Orange Podcast? Listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2 Apr 202214min

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - S2 Ep35 - LIVERPOOL PREVIEW, WRONG IN 60 SECONDS, BOOTS AND MORE! (NSFW) https://linktr.ee/donotscratchyoureyes Carl , Justin and Peter look ahead to the Liverpool match, play a round of "Wrong In 60 Seconds", talk about an amazing giveaway and so much more! (it is very sweary)! Welcome to " Do Not Scratch Your Eyes" a podcast by Watford fans for Watford fans. Your hosts Justin & Carl give their opinions on all matters Watford FC; both on and off the pitch, from old players to the current squad and much more without holding back their true feelings!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

31 Mars 202241min

The World v Carl - Round 7 (Colin Payne) - NSFW https://linktr.ee/donotscratchyoureyes Warning - strong language throughout! In round 7, Carl pits his wits against Colin Payne from YBR fanzine Who will win? Listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

30 Mars 202212min

The World v Carl - Round 6 (Greg Theaker) - NSFW https://linktr.ee/donotscratchyoureyes Warning - strong language throughout! Can Carl stretch it to two wins in a row? Listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

28 Mars 202213min

The World v Carl - Round 5 (Russell Shaw) - NSFW https://linktr.ee/donotscratchyoureyes Warning - strong language throughout! It's round five of The World v Carl - this time he's up against long time fan Russell Shaw Who will win? Listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

26 Mars 202211min