392: 1001 Nights: The Unthinkable (part 1 of 2)

🛡️This Guy?🛡️ This guy is Guy of Warwick, and he's your guy. But only if you need someone to be the best guy in the world at fighting and killing. It's just too bad Guy hates being that guy. 😈 The Creature: Freybug and the Barguest Two black dogs who might give you wounds that will never heal, or maybe just stand there awkwardly until you leave. --- Links: 📚️ Fictional is back!: https://fictional.fm/subscribe 💬 Discord: https://myths.link/discord 📷️ Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram ✍️ Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky 📼 YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube 📖 Source 1: https://myths.link/guypt1 📖 Source 2: https://myths.link/guypt2 ⚠️ Disclaimer: https://myths.link/417 --- 📢 Sponsors Quince: Go to https://quince.com/legends for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Mint Mobile: Mint Mobile has 50% off unlimited premium wireless for new customers until September 22nd. Shop plans at https://mintmobile.com/legends ButcherBox: As an exclusive offer, our listeners can get free protein in every box for a year PLUS $20 off your first box when you go to https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS BetterHelp: Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/myths --- 🎵 Music Credits "Vessel Five" by Blue Dot Sessions "Junca" by Blue Dot Sessions "Brek PKL" by Blue Dot Sessions "Bask VX" by Blue Dot Sessions "Dawn in Vennik" by Blue Dot Sessions "Third in Line" by Blue Dot Sessions "Walking Shoes" by Blue Dot Sessions

10 Sep 1h 8min

🪲They're not so different🪲 One is the king of the world, and the other is a beetle. One wants to fight God, the other wants to wear golden horse shoes. When it comes to being completely arrogant and insufferable, though, they have more in common than you might think. It's two fairy tales of pride and power from Danish writer Hans Christian Andersen. 😈 The Creature: The Elle-folk They're NOT elves. They just look and act like them and have a very similar name but if you say they're elves hope you enjoy your VERY sick cow. --- Links: 📚️ Fictional is back!: https://fictional.fm/subscribe 💬 Discord: https://myths.link/discord 📷️ Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram ✍️ Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky 📼 YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube 📖 Source 1: https://myths.link/wicked-king 📖 Source 2: https://myths.link/beetle ⚠️ Disclaimer: https://myths.link/416 --- 📢 Sponsors Function Health: The first 1,000 get a $100 credit toward their membership. Visit www.functionhealth.com/LEGENDS or use gift code LEGENDS 100 at sign-up to own your health. Warby Parker: Warby Parker has over 300+ locations to help you find your next pair of glasses. You can also head over to https://warbyparker.com/legends right now to try on any pair virtually!**. Outschool: If you want to try Outschool, you can get your family’s first month for only $1 a limited time when you use my link: https://outschool.com/legends. Home Chef: Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% off and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Just go to https://homechef.com/legends. --- 🎵 Music Credits "Lonely Stairwell" by Blue Dot Sessions "Sal's Place" by Blue Dot Sessions "Tropicazia" by Blue Dot Sessions

27 Aug 44min

🫏One little rent-a-donkey, one big journey🫏 Actually he's a full-grown rental donkey but the journey is a big one because, when you're a poorly treated rental donkey and you have a chance to escape, you take it. Then, spend the rest of the time trying to get back to captivity because the world is dangerous and scary. 😈 The Creature: Eikthymir The giant stag from Norse myth that makes it rain...rain. He's not as cool as his friend, who has alcohol constantly flowing out of her udders. --- Links: 📚️ Fictional is back!: https://fictional.fm/subscribe 💬 Discord: https://myths.link/discord 📷️ Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram ✍️ Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky 📼 YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube --- 📢 Sponsors Betterhelp: This is an ad by Betterhelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/myths. Boll & Branch: to save 15% and unlock free shipping, go to https://bollandbranch.com/myths. Mint Mobile: Get this new customer offer and your 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://mintmobile.com/legends. Quince: Go to https://quince.com/legends for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. --- 🎵 Music Credits "Hesper" by Chad Crouch "The Killjoy Brothers" by Blue Dot Sessions "Fog Interlude" by Chad Crouch "Sewer King" by Blue Dot Sessions

13 Aug 52min

🐷Sun Wukong is a bad friend🐷 But, to be fair, he never said he and Pigsy were friends...because you don't send your friends to dinner parties where everyone is trying to murder you. 😈 The Creature: Each Tened A horse committed to justice. If the punishment for every crime was searing thigh fire. --- Links: 📚️ Fictional is back!: https://fictional.fm/subscribe 💬 Discord: https://myths.link/discord 📷️ Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram ✍️ Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky 📼 YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube --- 📢 Sponsors Home Chef: For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! https://homechef.com/legends. Pacagen: Go to https://pacagen.com/LEGENDS and use promo code LEGENDS for 15% off your order plus an exclusive gift for our listeners at checkout.  Betterhelp: This is an ad by Betterhelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/myths. Outschool: If you want to try Outschool, you can get your family’s first month for only $1 a limited time when you use my link: https://outschool.com/legends. --- 🎵 Music Credits "Low Coal Camper" by Blue Dot Sessions "Morning Antic" by Chad Crouch "Our Digital Compass" by Blue Dot Sessions "Titter Snowbird" by Blue Dot Sessions

30 Juli 48min

🔔Ring the bell for justice🔔 Want justice? Ring the bell. Doesn't matter if you're a horse or a snake or a merchant or a peasant but if you're one of the latter two probably don't get caught ringing the bell of justice. King Charlemagne puts of a bell of justice and consequences ensue. 😈 The Creature: The Dun Cow A giant cow that just wants to give your free groceries. Just don't try to take more than your fair share. --- Links: 📚️ Fictional is back!: https://fictional.fm/subscribe 💬 Discord: https://myths.link/discord 📷️ Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram ✍️ Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky 📼 YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube 📖Source 1: https://myths.link/damonpythias 📖Source 2:https://myths.link/bellofjustice --- 📢 Sponsors Smalls: For a limited time only, get 60% off your first order PLUS free shipping when you head to Smalls.com/LEGENDS. Betterhelp: This is an ad by Betterhelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/myths. Quince: Go to https://quince.com/legends for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Mint Mobile: Get this new customer offer and your 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://mintmobile.com/legends. --- 🎵 Music Credits "Collapsing Slo-mo" by Chad Crouch "Darning the Night" by Blue Dot Sessions "De-Facto" by Chad Crouch "Simple Aside" by Blue Dot Sessions "The Cost of All Things" by Blue Dot Sessions

16 Juli 49min

🎲Losing your kingdom in a game of dice🎲 The story of Nala and Damayanti is a tale of love, loss, and losing everything but your underwear because of your terrible decisions and then also your underwear. 😈 The Creature: Drekavac The creature is the Drekavac, and it's many things to many people. All of them are weird --- Links: 💬 Discord: https://myths.link/discord 📷️ Instagram: https://instagram.com/mythsandlegends ✍️ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/mythsandlegends.com 👕 Merch: https://shop.nextpod.com 📼 YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@mythsandlegendspodcast/videos --- 📢 Sponsors Pacagen: Head to https://Pacagen.com/LEGENDS for an extra 25% off your order and an exclusive gift for our listeners at checkout HomeChef: For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to https://homechef.com/legends. --- Info on the science behind Pacagen: The vast majority of cat allergies are triggered by a single allergen called Fel d 1. Your allergies are triggered when you breathe in or come into contact with this allergen. But if that allergen is broken down or neutralized before you come into contact with it, there’s nothing to trigger your allergies! Pacagen’s Cat Allergen Neutralizing Spray is especially safe because the WhiskerBlock proteins powering the formula are extremely specific. That means that they do one thing and one thing only – bind to and neutralize Fel d 1. With this level of specificity, you can avoid pesky side effects caused by other ingredients that other companies use that have other effects beyond just stopping the allergens that trigger your cat allergies.  --- 🎵 Music Credits "Edgeworthia" by Chad Crouch "Pilgrim's Progress" by Chad Crouch "Dune Lullaby" by Blue Dot Sessions "Thule Racer" by Blue Dot Sessions

2 Juli 55min

⛵️Get lost at sea with Maelduin⛵️ All Maelduin wants to do is avenge his father's murder...with more murder. He should have listened to that wizard. Because he didn't, his trip just got a whole lot longer. And stranger. 😈 The Creature: The Donestre The lion headed stranger who will eat you, sure, but also feel really bad about it. --- Links: 📚️ Fictional is back!: https://fictional.fm/subscribe 💬 Discord: https://myths.link/discord 📷️ Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram ✍️ Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky 📼 YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube 📖Source 1: https://myths.link/maelduin 📖Source 2:https://myths.link/maelduin2 --- 📢 Sponsors Betterhelp: This is an ad by Betterhelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/myths. GhostBed: Go to GhostBed.com/legends and use code LEGENDS to get an additional 10% off your order. Mint Mobile: Get your summer savings and shop premium wireless plans at https://mintmobile.com/legends Harry's: Be your own icon. Shower with Harry’s. Try Harry’s body wash today for just $8 at harrys.com/LEGENDS. --- 🎵 Music Credits "The Onyx" by Blue Dot Sessions "Median Point" by Blue Dot Sessions "New Crescente" by Blue Dot Sessions "Morning Glare" by Blue Dot Sessions "Two Pound" by Blue Dot Sessions

18 Juni 57min

⛩️Stories from the Japanese countryside⛩️ Five interconnected stories of purpose, meaning, justice, talking animals, the boss falling off a cliff, mushrooms, and travel hampers. 😈 **The Creature: The Dinny Mara The Dinny Mara is a friendly merman who wants to rehabilitate the reputation of water creatures. They could probably start by not drowning so many people? --- Links: ⚠️ Disclaimer: https://myths.link/410 💬 Discord: https://myths.link/discord 📷️ Instagram: https://instagram.com/mythsandlegends ✍️ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/mythsandlegends.com 👕 Merch: https://shop.nextpod.com 📼 YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@mythsandlegendspodcast/videos --- 📢 Sponsors HomeChef: For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to https://homechef.com/legends. Quince: For the dad who deserves better than basic—Quince has you covered. Go to https://quince.com/legends for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. GhostBed: Go to GhostBed.com/legends and use code LEGENDS to get an additional 10% off your order. Smalls: Because you are a Myths and Legends listener, you can get 35% off Smalls plus an additional 50% off your first order by using my code LEGENDS! Check it out and tell your cat I said psppsppsp https://smalls.com --- 🎵 Music Credits "Never a Worried One" by Blue Dot Sessions "Denton" by Blue Dot Sessions "Toadstool Runner" by Blue Dot Sessions "Spiro's Etude" by Blue Dot Sessions "Writer's Retreat" by Blue Dot Sessions "Paper Crane Sonata" by Blue Dot Sessions "Convex Marsa" by Blue Dot Sessions

4 Juni 59min