160: Blocked by the President

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://bit.ly/4bUjAai Joey Avery joins Noel to discuss professional cranking, fatherhood, Moo Deng (and other pick me hippos). Plus, Ninja’s appearance on the Masked Singer, an ultimate boom or doom situation, and Noel’s experience being late in Japan.  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TMG and get on your way to being your best self. Check out the new gold standard and sign up at https://robinhood.com/gold.  Buy Our Merch: http://shoptmgstudios.com  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TMGPodcastHighlightsMain?sub_confirmation=1 TMG Socials: https://www.reddit.com/r/SmallDeliMeats/ https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en  NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Hosted, Created and Produced by Noel Miller & TMG Studios. Chapters: 0:00 getting wet 0:27 death is fomo 0:48 welcome jojo 2:35 football dads 4:27 professional cranks 8:02 playing house 9:57 betterhelp 11:26 tour stories 13:11 feedbags 15:41 moo deng 18:16 pick me hippos 21:29 called out 22:34 robinhood 23:43 late in japan 27:43 biggest ever 31:01 urinal and covid lifestyles 35:55 stupid kids lifehacks 39:55 ninja on the masked singer 46:00 the guy with the golden voice 48:25 crowd work roasts 54:00 boom or doom 56:08 deranged animation 59:50 journaling our lives 1:03:05 bonus time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Nov 20241h 6min

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://bit.ly/4bUjAai Hunter and Noel join us from hell to prove they are truly still friends (we think?). They share the worst way to ask a girl out, the scariest experience for a married man, paddington bear’s millennial smirk, some of the latest diddy conspiracies and thoughts on zuck’s curated “swag.” Check out https://kalshi.com/tmg to start trading. The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! Head to https://sendthevote.org/noel to sign up and register. Or text NOEL to 33022 to learn more. Buy Our Merch: http://shoptmgstudios.com  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TMGPodcastHighlightsMain?sub_confirmation=1 TMG Socials: https://www.reddit.com/r/SmallDeliMeats/ https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en  NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Hosted, Created and Produced by Noel Miller & TMG Studios. Chapters: 0:00 back again 1:28 the ick 2:37 courting hunter’s wife 6:02 passing drunk driving tests 7:56 kendrick x drake explanation 10:29 kalshi 12:12 the end of drake? 15:29 can I tell you something? 19:04 infinite cringe 22:01 gay rizz 24:36 send the vote 25:47 hunter’s bar gf 27:04 grindr high score 28:31 hunter's rebrand 30:23 addressing the rumors 33:14 mormon loopholes 37:48 paddington’s millennial smirk 40:05 long legs 42:22 substance husband test 44:09 zuck’s new swag 45:47 diddy conspiracies 47:49 martin lawrence binge  48:42 thor 50:35 when asking something works 52:23 I’m sad, bro 56:30 almost dying 59:37 extended sneak peek  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31 Okt 20241h 2min

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://bit.ly/4bUjAai We’re throwing back some memorable moments of the pod. TMG Classics will drop twice a month through the end of the year.  Buy Our Merch: http://shoptmgstudios.com  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TMGPodcastHighlightsMain?sub_confirmation=1 TMG Socials: https://www.reddit.com/r/SmallDeliMeats/ https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en  NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Hosted, Created and Produced by Noel Miller & TMG Studios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Okt 20241h

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://bit.ly/4bUjAai We’re coming at you live from the green room of the Hollywood Improv. Noel brings on friends Zahid Dewji, Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu to tell stories and laugh. They discuss sympathy threesomes, a christmas story, the importance of race and good dancing.  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/tmg and get on your way to being your best self. Check out https://kalshi.com/tmg to start trading. The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! Buy Our Merch: http://shoptmgstudios.com  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TMGPodcastHighlightsMain?sub_confirmation=1 TMG Socials: https://www.reddit.com/r/SmallDeliMeats/ https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en  NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Hosted, Created and Produced by Noel Miller & TMG Studios. Chapters: 0:00 live from the dive 1:09 welcome zahid 4:49 angry comic 9:25 noel’s pool addiction 11:27 betterhelp 12:47 pool trick shots 14:31 airing out zahid’s rejection 16:36 sympathy threesome 19:17 welcome crash dummies 22:33 kalshi 24:41 condom balloons & male pregnancies 28:21 joshin around 29:34 heckled 31:46 good dancing 35:07 pov: breaking into noel’s house 37:34 crazy knockouts 43:05 noel’s circumcision 49:58 tired boys 50:47 race is everything 55:39 pat off cam 56:30 a christmas story? 59:59 mike’s aura 1:02:13 wrapping up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Okt 20241h 4min

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://bit.ly/4bUjAai We’re throwing back some memorable moments of the pod. TMG Classics will drop twice a month through the end of the year.  Buy Our Merch: http://shoptmgstudios.com    Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TMGPodcastHighlightsMain?sub_confirmation=1 TMG Socials: https://www.reddit.com/r/SmallDeliMeats/ https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en  NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Hosted, Created and Produced by Noel Miller & TMG Studios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Okt 202455min

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://bit.ly/4bUjAai Noel breaks down We Live in Time, Mr Beast’s capitalization on Talk Tuah and the morality of driving under the influence. Plus, a golden buzzer worthy rendition of KSI’s The Thick of It.  Get started with Robinhood Gold at https://robinhood.com/gold.  Buy Our Merch: http://shoptmgstudios.com  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TMGPodcastHighlightsMain?sub_confirmation=1 TMG Socials: https://www.reddit.com/r/SmallDeliMeats/ https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en  NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Hosted, Created and Produced by Noel Miller & TMG Studios. Chapters: 0:00 happy wednesday 0:31 noel’s hair 1:01 we live in a time 11:50 robinhood 12:58 the end of time 18:07 menendez brothers  20:08 the penguin  21:17 movies out now 23:20 screenmaxxing  24:31 ksi’s new song 27:03 bratty nightmare mashup 27:56 cashing in on talk tuah 30:11 bonus sneak peek 31:01 uk drunk driving  35:21 the dui experience 36:55 amnesia hazy clouds 41:45 burger king karen  47:19 bring the boom LIVE 48:07 vape explosions and innovation 50:44 macgyver stoner 52:51 people from portland 53:52 fentonomics  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Okt 20241h 1min

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://bit.ly/4bUjAai Noel returns to bless your evening. He recaps his sports-filled weekend, gives thoughts on Jack Doherty’s McLaren crash, and bets how many tiktokers will commit murder before the end of the year. Plus, what each generation is blessed with and a look into the power of the rizzler.  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/tmg and get on your way to being your best self. Buy Our Merch: http://shoptmgstudios.com  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TMGPodcastHighlightsMain?sub_confirmation=1 TMG Socials: https://www.reddit.com/r/SmallDeliMeats/ https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en  NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Hosted, Created and Produced by Noel Miller & TMG Studios. Chapters: 0:00 walking it back 1:38 shout out lowell 4:41 concrete dive! 5:49 noel’s shoes 8:00 perc made football cool 10:52 betterhelp 12:17 1.5x speed 13:21 mma recap 17:05 pereira vs khalil recap 22:34 perked up 23:56 noel’s timeline 26:18 celine on sunday football 29:18 people in portland 30:56 sunday lineup 32:55 jack doherty’s crashed mclaren 37:13 sad bro 41:19 hospital recap 44:22 reading the comments 46:55 childhood experience 47:57 ironic jack doherty 49:19 the rizzler conspiracy  51:39 elon jump 52:22 tiktok murder 55:57 bonus time Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Okt 20241h 1min

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://bit.ly/4bUjAai The insensitive newsroom is back and better than ever. This week’s top stories include the bridgerton ball scam, noel’s favorite cia weapon conspiracies, stories from his trip to philly and thoughts on mr beast’s lunchly meals. Plus, a moo deng taste test and an update from our sports correspondent, joey avery.  Buy Our Merch: http://shoptmgstudios.com  Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TMGPodcastHighlightsMain?sub_confirmation=1 TMG Socials: https://www.reddit.com/r/SmallDeliMeats/ https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en  NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Hosted, Created and Produced by Noel Miller & TMG Studios. Chapters: 0:00 mr beast loves me 1:38 intro 1:58 lunchly complaints  2:33 thank you, philly! 2:48 paddington bear ball 4:58 bridgerton ball scam  10:19 the bridgerton ball experience 13:45 noel got scammed 16:08 the johnny rockets dance 18:10 breaking news: sports update 18:53 weed is weird 19:50 mcmahon doc  24:12 cia conspiracy weapons 26:15 diddy tip line 27:47 ironic reddit voice  29:36 remote viewing 32:05 tuned up pool 37:35 philly slurs 40:41 how to stop smoking 44:48 tmg comedy night 46:08 cool car of the week 47:21 1.5x speed 48:39 moo deng taste test 53:47 emu of the week 55:45 illegal muckbang? 1:00:37 bonus time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Okt 20241h 4min