28: Noel Actually Gets Angry

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  Cody and Noel revisit the evolution of morning routine guys, which will inevitably lead to a new beginning for both them and Girl Defined. Plus, how to scam with Grindr, the next reason Ai is targeting the human race, and a whole lot of phallic plants.  Get 50% off up to $10 on a $15 minimum subtotal, and zero delivery fees on your first order, when you download the DoorDash app in the App Store and enter code GANG.  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Use http://betterhelp.com/tmg for 10% off your first month. Get PayPal Honey for FREE at https://JoinHoney.com/tmg. Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/tmg. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show! To sign up for the newsletter go to https://tmgstudios.tv !   Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdftuX9H8kW14Njxtpnuy3Q  TMG Socials: https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en CODY http://youtube.com/codyko http://twitter.com/codyko http://instagram.com/codykohttps://www.tiktok.com/@codyko?lang=en NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en Buy Our Merch: http://tmgpod.com If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Chapters 0:00 Massive Fever 0:53 Intro 1:58 Race Winner 2:31 Spluge On Yourself 5:09 How Deez  5:45 Branzito Everyday 6:54 Southern Pit Boss 8:22 How Old is Big Jake? 10:30 Door Dash 12:35 Burnt Ends w/ Big Jake 14:30 Cody The Sequel 16:23 First In-N-Out 17:38 Mark Wiens’ CPM 19:11 Coddled Baby Stomach 21:04 BetterHelp 23:26 Saffy’s 24:29 Shoutout AdAge 25:27 Fart Mics 26:12 Phallic Plant?? 27:46 Grindr Network 29:35 Phallic Plant Reversed  31:12 God, Goals & Growth 34:49 Honey 36:46 Morning Routine Guys Now 39:09 Alternative Universe Girl Defined  41:43 High on Prayers 43:47 Dr Drugs 47:15 Ai Attack on Skin Tags 48:54 Stamps 50:43 Cyber Truck 52:08 Fired for Sneezing 52:50 Car Content  56:25 Extreme Youtubing 58:31 The Jokes Hierarchy  1:00:47 Bankrolling Twitter Blue 1:05:16 Horticulture Podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Maj 20231h 3min

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  Cody and Noel watch a somewhat cringe (and very euphoric) reaction to life after a darkness retreat, conduct a deep dive on Mark Wahlberg’s Instagram and try an assortment of Taco Bell beverages. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/TMG and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Many are available within 24 hours. Order ahead with the McDonald’s app to save time! Get PayPal Honey for FREE at https://JoinHoney.com/TMG. To sign up for the newsletter go to https://tmgstudios.tv !   Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdftuX9H8kW14Njxtpnuy3Q  TMG Socials: https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en CODY http://youtube.com/codyko http://twitter.com/codyko http://instagram.com/codykohttps://www.tiktok.com/@codyko?lang=en NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en Buy Our Merch: http://tmgpod.com If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Chapters: 0:00 Death by Cream Cheese 0:57 Intro 2:02 Space Construction 4:05 PJ to Montana 5:41 Jack Astor’s  6:28 Ball Slammers Bar & Grill 8:08 Taco Bell Cum Ball 8:39 ZocDoc 9:56 Taco Bell Merch Drop 14:04 Lox of 14:55 Frutista Freeze 17:35 Hello Slots 18:15 Emerging from The Darkness  21:07 The McDonald's App 22:26 So Beautiful 24:21 The Kidnap Simulator 25:45 Yes Theory 27:34 Crying Through The O 28:28 Pain Simulators 29:24 Leon Hendrix 30:48 The Dopamine Binge 31:50 Snack Break 33:12 Adrenaline on Ice 35:45 Mike Stand 37:43 Honey 39:10 Hunter’s Accident 44:28 Mark Wahlberg Online 46:57 Wife Filmed Thirst Traps 51:14 4 am wakeup 56:40 Ladies Only  57:30 Municipal 1:00:54 Investing in Mark Wahlberg 1:04:04 Figure it Out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Maj 20231h 7min

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  What’s up, slots? On this drunk episode of TMG the guys react to an outrageous anti-aging routine. Plus, a huge Vegas payout and the story of a prince’s $20 million birthday bender. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Use http://betterhelp.com/tmg for 10% off your first month. Use code TMG for $20 off your first SeatGeek order. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/TMG Starbucks Coffee, ready for right now. Shop the full line-up online or in-store, wherever you buy groceries Order ahead with the McDonald’s app to save time! To sign up for the newsletter go to https://tmgstudios.tv ! Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdftuX9H8kW14Njxtpnuy3Q  TMG Socials: https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en CODY http://youtube.com/codyko http://twitter.com/codyko http://instagram.com/codykohttps://www.tiktok.com/@codyko?lang=en NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en Buy Our Merch: http://tmgpod.com If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Chapters: 0:00 Demonetized 0:25 Intro 1:31 Cu.t point 1:55 The DUI Guys 3:20 Spoilers 5:12 Noel’s Special Special 6:51 So Gambling? 8:01 Professional Gambling Addiction 12:24 BetterHelp 13:54 We Won’t Disclose 16:24 Fast Slots Strategy 19:02 Hand Pay Pleasure 20:06 Cody Trains for $5 Mil 21:55 King of Saudi 22:43 Book Algo 23:58 SeatGeek 25:39 The Reading Routine 26:54 Birthday Bender 29:01 Flexing on Elon 31:51 Normal and Loaded 34:39 Starbucks Ready to Drink Coffee 35:49 A Very Special Guy 38:01 Reverse Aging 41:21 Level 5 Thinking 43:11 Turning into Iodine 46:01 The Fifth Level 47:10 The McDonald's App 48:30 Beats By Cocomelon 51:44 Billionaire Obsessions 52:30 Glacial Party 54:19 Aging Normally 55:40 A Poop Test 1:01:45 Addicted to Autonomous 1:03:00 Routine Guy Leveled Up 1:04:35 Reversing Back to Sperm 1:05:16 Light Teasing 1:05:54 Is This Poop? 1:07:10 BoneZone Teaser 1:07:32 Thanks McDonalds! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Maj 20231h 7min

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  The guys are all in this week on this special return of the most racist podcast in the world. After making a very generous and charitable donation, they discuss how they can win big to open a casino of their own. Plus they give some wonderful inspiration for light hearted pranks and share a new delicacy: edible anus.  For a limited time, Aura is offering our listeners a 14 day trial plus a check of your data to see if your personal information has been leaked online, all for FREE when you visit https://AURA.com/TMG That’s 50% off up to $10 on a $15 minimum subtotal, and zero delivery fees on your first order, when you download the DoorDash app in the App Store and enter code GANG.  Liquid Death’s new iced teas are available now with free shipping on Amazon and retailers near you. Plus, our listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at https://LiquidDeath.com/TMG  Get 10% off, up to $30 off a SkylightFrame.com/GANG. To sign up for the newsletter go to https://tmgstudios.tv ! Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdftuX9H8kW14Njxtpnuy3Q  TMG Socials: https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en CODY http://youtube.com/codyko http://twitter.com/codyko http://instagram.com/codykohttps://www.tiktok.com/@codyko?lang=en NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en Buy Our Merch: http://tmgpod.com If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Chapters 0:00 The Charity Run Song 3:48 Intro 4:55 Livin’ Like Matthew 5:41 New Prank Idea 9:18 Recordin & Ready to Go 10:48 Bobbie Holliday 12:06 Aura 14:11 Licktoria Returns 14:56 Francesca Stugot 17:25 Omegle Pranks 21:04 Vegas Standup 23:38 DoorDash 25:13 The Most Racist Podcast Returns 28:03 Slot Conspiracies 29:17 Rare Elated Win 30:53 Buffalooooooo!! 33:28 Roulette W 34:19 New Fetish Unlocked 35:27 Liquid Death 37:26 Moving to Vegas 38:53 Interactive Vegas Set 41:04 Horse Betting 44:40 New Video type 46:12 Rich Lil Piggies 47:11 Tank Fighting 49:50 Skylight Bongo 52:24 Sports Betting 53:00 TMG Casino 54:27 Ironman Tat 56:22 Spoiled 1:04:04 Gamblin & TV 1:06:28 Edible Anus 1:10:37 A British Love Story 1:12:30 Burner Comments Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Apr 20231h 16min

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  Cody and Noel are reunited and ready to spoil Succession for you! Cody shares golf stories from his recent Palm Desert trip, the art of chewing tobacco and the secret most women don’t know about balls. Plus, we check in with Matthew McConaughey’s newest project and what Crinja has been doing since he fell off.   Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/tmg. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show! For a limited time, Aura is offering our listeners a 14 day trial plus a check of your data to see if your personal information has been leaked online, all for FREE when you visit  https://AURA.com/TMG Use code TMG for $20 off your first SeatGeek order. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/TMG This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Use http://betterhelp.com/tmg for 10% off your first month. To sign up for the newsletter go to https://tmgstudios.tv !   Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdftuX9H8kW14Njxtpnuy3Q  TMG Socials: https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en CODY http://youtube.com/codyko http://twitter.com/codyko http://instagram.com/codykohttps://www.tiktok.com/@codyko?lang=en NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en Buy Our Merch: http://tmgpod.com If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Chapters 0:00 Always Check for Deez  1:25 Intro 2:30 Meme Edit Deer  3:19 Botswana Subscribe 3:47 Cody’s Palm Desert Trip 4:20 Golfing on Par 5:24 Golf is Dangerous 8:25 Famous Golfers 10:19 Dj Kahlid’s Tik Toks 13:14 Stamps 14:42 Tee Time 15:38 Living on The Battlefield 19:36 Cody’s Golf Coach 20:32 The Golf Club Scam 24:45 Aura 26:44 Club golf 27:56 Steam Deck 29:06 Tetris Movie 30:04 Movies on Steroids  32:03 Removable Balls 33:18 Beaver Receiver 34:41 Unhinged Bumper Sticker 35:39 The Art of Dip 37:14 Seatgeek  38:27 Succession Spoilers 47:31 BetterHelp 49:39 Ninja Fell Off 52:16 Spy Glasses 53:31 Crinja 55:24 McConaughey’s Art of Livin’ 1:05:18 Mind Mint Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Apr 20231h 6min

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  Trillionaire Mindset’s Ben Cahn beams up to get real vulnerable with Noel. The two of them share prior stories of horny engineering, how Ben is building XP in his life, and recent stories from their shows in NYC. Plus, they define what Gen Z slang really means. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/TMG and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Many are available within 24 hours. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/tinymeat50 and use code tinymeat50 for 50% off, plus your first box ships free! To sign up for the newsletter go to https://tmgstudios.tv ! Trill: https://www.youtube.com/@trillionairemindset https://www.youtube.com/@TrillionaireMindsetHighlights https://twitter.com/trillionairepod https://www.instagram.com/trillionairepod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@trillionairepod   Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdftuX9H8kW14Njxtpnuy3Q  TMG Socials: https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en BEN  https://twitter.com/buncahn https://www.instagram.com/bencahn/ https://www.tiktok.com/@bencahnn CODY http://youtube.com/codyko http://twitter.com/codyko http://instagram.com/codykohttps://www.tiktok.com/@codyko?lang=en NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en Buy Our Merch: http://tmgpod.com If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Chapters 0:00 No Cap 0:58 Intro 2:04 Dominos & Donuts 5:15 Everything is Food 6:50 Vulnerable Podcasting 8:24 Deep Plugs 10:05 ZocDoc 11:32 Horny Engineering 14:47 Ben & Food 17:05 Allergic to Sushi 18:46 NYC Live Shows 21:36 Hello Fresh 23:15 Pontificating Performers 26:52 Ben is Fully Okay 30:49 Maxxed Out XP 33:47 Supportive Through Struggles 39:14 Accepting What Is 41:44 Future & Past Wives 44:25 Ben? He’s Still Fully OK 48:01 Achieving Ikigai 51:35 Don’t Kill Us 53:21 Guessing Slang 54:55 Ai Is Not God 56:20 Help Me!!! 57:10 Is That Ben Cahn? 58:38 Sweetfeet 59:28 Pick Me vs Stan 1:01:06 Flopcorn 1:02:10 JBen 1:03:25 More Terms 1:06:47 See Ya In After Hours Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Apr 20231h 10min

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  Tik Tok legend Brian J. Alvarez beams up with Cody. They discuss what it’s like in the GIGANTIC apple, Cocaine Bear, reasons that all animals are actually just dogs and why Vegas truly is a wonderland. Get 50% off your first DoorDash when you use code MEATGANG at checkout. Join PayPal Honey for FREE at https://joinhoney.com/tmg.  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Use http://betterhelp.com/tmg for 10% off your first month. Use code TMG for $20 off your first SeatGeek order. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/TMG To sign up for the newsletter go to https://tmgstudios.tv !   Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdftuX9H8kW14Njxtpnuy3Q  TMG Socials: https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en BRIAN https://www.youtube.com/@BrianJordanAlvarez https://twitter.com/brianjoralvarez https://www.instagram.com/brianjordanalvarez/ https://www.tiktok.com/@brianjordanalvarez?lang=en CODY http://youtube.com/codyko http://twitter.com/codyko http://instagram.com/codykohttps://www.tiktok.com/@codyko?lang=en NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en Buy Our Merch: http://tmgpod.com If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios Chapters 0:00 Our Sober Stepdad 2:25 Intro 3:30 Housekeeping 3:59 Good for Your Heart 7:04 Obsessive & Extremist 9:40 Getting Drunk at Cody’s Wedding 11:21 DoorDash 12:38 Life in Australia 16:22 All About Accents 20:05 Australian Asbestos 24:22 Honey 25:32 Daisy Jones & The Six 26:22 What’s Up with Brian 28:18 Life in New York 31:10 Bruce Springsteen in NYC 34:20 Small Bladder Moments  35:48 Bruce’s Greatest Hits  36:58 The New Beatles 37:45 BetterHelp 39:17 Intense City Living 42:03 Cocaine Bear 46:42 SeatGeek 48:40 All Animals Are Dogs 50:25 Crab Redemption Arc 53:28 Cody’s Training Regimen  57:03 M3GAN 58:40 Hot Guy Filter 59:50 Getting Buccal Fat Removal 1:02:30 Considering a Hair Transplant 1:04:50 Cody’s Facial Hair Eras  1:07:38 Vegas Wonderland 1:12:52 Encore at Encore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Apr 20231h 14min

Bonus Episodes & Ad Free Episodes: https://tmgstudios.tv  Cody shares stories from his recent Vegas trip while Noel reports live from New York. Plus, the guys share tech tips, recent happenings in the world of Ai and the story frat star Cinderella. Use code TMG for $20 off your first SeatGeek order. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/TMG Get a free 14 day trial plus a check of your data to see if your personal information has been leaked online, at https://AURA.com/TMG This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Use http://betterhelp.com/tmg for 10% off your first month. If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/tmgstudios To sign up for the newsletter go to https://tmgstudios.tv ! Buy Our Merch: http://tmgpod.com Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdftuX9H8kW14Njxtpnuy3Q  TMG Socials: https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en CODY http://youtube.com/codyko http://twitter.com/codyko http://instagram.com/codykohttps://www.tiktok.com/@codyko?lang=en NOEL http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en Chapters 0:00 Live from New York 1:14 Intro 2:20 Zoom Sucks 2:50 Tour Update 4:10 Cody’s Tech Tips 8:01 Noel’s Weekend 10:10 SeatGeek 11:48 New Clip Concept 14:47 Dudes in Vegas 20:30 Gambling as a Unit 23:57 Aura  25:49 Strategically Betting Yukon 29:01 Sweaty Little Piggies 30:03 Cinderella Pledge 34:25 BetterHelp 36:09 Cody’s Encore Residency  41:25 Feeding the Roulette Table 47:04 Old Ass Bus 52:14 Diagnosing Patient Zero 53:30 More Clip Content 55:20 Scary Sam Altman  57:05 Ai App Store 1:03:40 Ai Copyright Law 1:05:45 Cannibalizing Capitalism Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Mars 20231h 9min