📖 “New phone, who dis?” — Apple’s $2k iFold. Dior’s Maternity Spa. Open AI’s math drama. +NFL’s Jet Lag Test
John Ternus launched Apple’s iPhone Duo… We call it the iFold and it’s a lesson in launching.Christian Dior isn’t a fashion brand, it’s now a spa chain… obsessed with rich new moms.Open AI solved an u...
10 Sep 23min
🏈 “Coach Buffett” — NFL’s investing strategy. Disgusting Deli AI. America vs. Canada. +PhermoneMaxxers
The LA Rams are Super Bowl favorites… because the GM learned from Warren Buffett.Deli menus are populated with gross AI-gen images… because of AI inbreeding.America is at war (economically) with Canad...
9 Sep 21min
🎾 “Shhhhhh” — US Open’s Influencer issue. Open Rogue AI. Hershey’s S’Mores bet. +Burning (Old) Man
US Open has an influencer problem/opportunity… cause to get reach, you gotta give up control.The Hugging Face hack by OpenAI reads like a Hollywood movie… It’s a criminal AI conspiracy.Hershey’s doesn...
8 Sep 21min
🏀 “Flagrant” — LA Clippers financial foul. Uber vs Cybercab. Goodles’ $100M mac-&-cheese. +State Fair PE
The LA Clippers just got the biggest punishment in NBA history… but Labor Day explains the paradox for owner Steve Ballmer.Uber is now friends with taxi unions? Tesla Cybercab has no steering wheel?.....
4 Sep 22min
📚 “Vandanova” — 2 winning colleges. Bond Market’s unsubscribe. Baseball’s craziest hire. +Non-Alc Lawsuit
The Bond Market is selling the USA… we'll explain it using brunch with your buds.Vanderbilt & Villanova University are both expanding right now… thanks to the Pope, the Knicks, and our takeaway.The ML...
3 Sep 22min
🍹 “Spritz School” — Aperol’s secret academy. Meta’s Ray Ban ban. James Patterson’s MrBeast book. +$500 AI toothbrush
We found the 1st restaurant to ban smartglasses… and it’s because of Kylie Jenner.James Patterson has published more books than anyone… but his Mr Beast book could be busted.The Aperol Spritz didn’t h...
2 Sep 20min
📖 “iFold” — Apple CEO’s 1st day. Gap’s 1994 strategy. BYD’s Carmageddon. +Baldness Stocks
Apple’s new CEO John Ternus starts today… but he’s already folding (literally).The Gap surged 12% on a brand-new-old strategy… Feels like ‘94.The wildest car in the world can’t be bought in America… I...
1 Sep 20min
👑 “It’s a G thang” — Gucci’s fake myth. The Big Mac Index’s winner. Grand Theft Auto’s super-trailer. +Influencer University
Gucci’s luxury comeback is based on a made-up myth… and we got the receipts.The Big Mac Index reveals you have more money than you think… but in the wrong place.Grand Theft Auto is the biggest video g...
31 Aug 26min
