🍻 “Barley Legal” — Oktoberfest’s beer cartel. The Fed’s rate-a-palooza. College football player payroll. +Nuclear tease
The world’s biggest beer fest may actually be an illegal cartel… Even a Prince can’t get in.Kevin Warsh of the Fed just raised interest rates… for the 1st time since 2023.We just got College Football ...
17 Sep 23min
🫐 “Great Fruit Heist” — China’s blueberry theft. AI Anti-Doomers. Vegas’ $70M stock gift. +Champagne Extra Alc
What do Driscoll Blueberries, farmers, & undercover Chinese spies have in common?... China and America’s Situationship.Trump, Jensen, and the All-In oppose AI regulation… so we give that argument some...
16 Sep 22min
🤑 “Get Rich Quiet” — Main Street Millionaires. AI’s nuclear pause. JonnyPops’ $175M popsicle. +Wellness Darties
All 3 leaders of AI agree: AI needs regulation… but we’ve seen this same thing before: Nuclear.Jonny Pops is selling $175M of popsicles thanks to one growth hack… wooden kindness sticks.3 million mill...
15 Sep 23min
😈 “Evil Genius” — Hollywood’s 4 Tech Villains. Lacoste’s room service. Inflation’s rate-squatters. +Uber smells
Hollywood’s new villains aren’t Big Banks, it’s Tech CEOs… and 4 new films prove it.Lacoste is only selling its new polo collection through hotel room service… It’s fancy by association.The Consumer P...
14 Sep 22min
🗽 “Miracle Below 34th St” — New York’s 9/11 comeback. Bumble’s ultimate breakup. The Boring Company’s fundraise. +Pokemon $$$
25 years after September 11th, we found the ultimate comeback story… NYC’s Financial District.Bumble is going through a breakup with a finance guy… We think AI will acquire it.Elon Musk’s The Boring C...
11 Sep 26min
📖 “New phone, who dis?” — Apple’s $2k iFold. Dior’s Maternity Spa. Open AI’s math drama. +NFL’s Jet Lag Test
John Ternus launched Apple’s iPhone Duo… We call it the iFold and it’s a lesson in launching.Christian Dior isn’t a fashion brand, it’s now a spa chain… obsessed with rich new moms.Open AI solved an u...
10 Sep 23min
🏈 “Coach Buffett” — NFL’s investing strategy. Disgusting Deli AI. America vs. Canada. +PhermoneMaxxers
The LA Rams are Super Bowl favorites… because the GM learned from Warren Buffett.Deli menus are populated with gross AI-gen images… because of AI inbreeding.America is at war (economically) with Canad...
9 Sep 21min
🎾 “Shhhhhh” — US Open’s Influencer issue. Open Rogue AI. Hershey’s S’Mores bet. +Burning (Old) Man
US Open has an influencer problem/opportunity… cause to get reach, you gotta give up control.The Hugging Face hack by OpenAI reads like a Hollywood movie… It’s a criminal AI conspiracy.Hershey’s doesn...
8 Sep 21min
