
Merry Christmas!
The ladies have a special little festive episode for you filled with presents, crackers and a cheeky bottle of non-alcoholic fizz! Despite there being no alcohol in the vicinity, it’s safe to say the ...
25 Dec 202319min

The Family Gyno
It's our last episode before Christmas! And as always, you've sent in some whoppers. One listener tells us about her in-laws having a gynaecologist who is part of the family, we hear about a little bo...
21 Dec 202318min

The Talking Fu Fu
Everyone’s giddy in the studio today. You might think it’s because Christmas is near, or the pregnancy hormones… but in reality it’s due to the completely unhinged secrets and correspondence this week...
18 Dec 202350min

The Baby Beer Goggles
We're getting 'baubles deep' into your messages, and this week we hear back from Tanille who has an explanation about the term "S**t her out", and we have ANOTHER poo knife story, but this time it has...
14 Dec 202314min

The Milk Cannons
It's busy in the Secret Mum Club during the run-up to Christmas. Sophiena has been trying to navigate living in chaos, whilst Emma has officially recruited her Dad for babysitting duties. But we're ne...
11 Dec 202347min

The Nappy Technique
It wouldn't be a Secret Mum Episode without a good poo story now would it? Well in today's episode, we have TWO! The ladies are perplexed by one listener's giant poo removal technique, and we get caug...
7 Dec 202315min

The Dildo Unicorn
What a week for both ladies! One got away with the family and the other has been celebrating a massive poo achievement. We hear from a Mum who struggled with a house guest whilst pregnant, and we've a...
4 Dec 202349min

The Giant Poo Problem
A new episode... On a Thursday?? YEP! We've had a rejig at the Secret Mum Club HQ which means that you'll get your weekend fix every Thursday! After all, Thursday is the new Friday.To celebrate this m...
30 Nov 202321min




















