Help There’s Sparkle On My Stomach
After a cape/cloak update from William leads to a rather unique superhero catchphrase being coined by our Jordan, the boys turn to your dilemmas on feeding dogs in a cafe, dealing with round dodgers a...
6 Feb 202442min
Drinks, DJs and Dixon Dallas
Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin, while William’s been broadening his repertoire with some fart jokes. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regardi...
2 Feb 202414min
Help I’ve Had A Sloppy Sunday
After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William’s horrendous snoring and a very hangry Jordan, they turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to politely say no and discuss how...
30 Jan 202430min
Gaysons, Prinks and Chris Moyles
William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it’s not because he’s just found out what Jordan’s been doing in the shower all these years! There’s also some controversial correspondence to catch up o...
26 Jan 202418min
Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft
The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blow account of William's recent colonic and Jordan lists which food goes best with eggs (spoiler alert...
23 Jan 202438min
Camilla Long, Burritos and First Footings
William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jordan scores a personal victory over a classic northern saying. Plus the boys catch up on your correspon...
19 Jan 202416min
Help He’s Stuck On My Piercing
After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something for the very first time, the boys have a lot to catch up on. There’s also talk of dartboards, country music, and William’s shock at d...
16 Jan 202439min
Condoms, Impressions and Incest Sticks
As we head into the ‘most boring weekend of the year’ the boys have a delightful selection of correspondence to catch up on concerning royal-on-royal greeting etiquette, Sexted Panto reviews and the o...
12 Jan 202416min
