The Ultimate Pleasure Guide

Emily used the term "going to pound town" with a guy she's dating and Menace is proud. Emily makes out with unattractive dudes for the sake of research. She also got three threesome proposals on her show Miss Advised. Dr.Ruth is getting people drunk (but not too drunk) off her new wine. Open relationships are becoming more accepted and Emily thinks people should be open to alternative types of relationships. If monogamy doesn't work for you, try something else. Also, Canadian women need their clitoris rubbed. Menace wants men to try out being assholes and ignore attractive women. Emily isn't happy about his advice and continues her Sex Ed lessons. Also, if you can't get an erection, drink a glass of Dr.Ruth's wine and have get a deep tissue massage. Having a French Bulldog or a Siberian Husky might get you laid more often. Emily's Jack Russel Terrier doesn't make the sexiest dog list. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 Juni 20121h 1min

Happy Hump Day! Emily takes the guy she's dating to her ex's birthday party over the weekend and is celebrating her birthday with a Kegel Kegger. Emily and Menace discuss the top ten cheap date ideas from roller-skaing across the Golden Gate Bridge to going to a dive bar. Also, the worst places to go on a first date. Never go to dinner and a movie unless you have no interest in talking to your date. Hopefully the movie will at least be entertaining. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Maj 201243min

Emily is trying to bring back the Hand Job and Menace is trying to bring back a taco. If Emily can get Taco Bell to bring back the Double Decker Taco from 1997 then Menace will give up his stance on the “The Great Hand Job” debate. Menace believes a man can give himself a better HJ than a woman can ever give him. Emily disagrees.Another woman attacks a cop with a sex toy. There’s a sex toy drive through now as well as a vibrator bike delivery system. Next, a helicopter service that airdrops your sex toys on your porch.Why he or she isn’t sleeping with you and how to have sex more often, or at least once. If your partner does not want to have sex, you should genuinely ask them what’s wrong. Emily and Menace act out healthy communication as a pretend couple and end up breaking up. Oh well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Maj 20121h 1min

Emily and her mother are spending the weekend together at a spa in Sonoma. Emily dedicated her book, Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight to her mother and Menace isn't sure what to make of it.Why you might be able to blame your mattress for the horrible sex you've been having. How to strengthen your penis and how to go organic and orgasmic with Hot Rawks aphrodisiacs. Gaydar is proved by science and a poll shows people really want their significant other to cook. Emily has horrible Gaydar and doesn't cook. Oh well.Should you stay friends with your ex's and people you've slept with when you're in a serious relationship? Emily's going to Mexico with the guy she's currently dating and her ex.Emily is your sex ed teacher and shares everything they should have taught you in High School, from female masturbation to how to spot a douchebag. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Maj 20121h 1min

The first video promo for Missed Advised premiered last night (Emily makes out with two guys in it). Emily is also throwing a Kegel Kegger to celebrate her birthday and her iPhone app Kegel Camp. While you’re doing your Kegel exercises, win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations, drink some beer (or the beverage of your choice), and do a keg stand or two.Emily discusses the crazy places people want to have sex and professes her love for hotel room sex. Emily and Menace debate the Alpha Male vs. the Beta male-- who is better in bed and who is a better mate. Also, how to get out of the dreaded "friend zone." Nice Guys don't have to finish last, except in bed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

16 Maj 201238min

Emily announces that her Reality TV Show on Bravo "Miss Advised" will air on June 18th at 10 pm. In the first episode. Better tune in.Menace returns from Las Vegas and unsurprisingly did not get laid. Emily shares not only being best friends with your ex but making him your dog's baby daddy. It happens.Also, robot prostitutes, throwing sex toys at cops, and getting married so you can register and get new knives.From the Chameleon to the Co-dependent, from the Serial Dater to the Serial Liar, find out if you are dating one of the seven deadly dating personalities and how to get out as fast as you can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14 Maj 201248min

No one has faith in Emily's camping skills. Do women prefer the beta male or the alpha male? Menace claims to be the perfect alpha/beta hybrid. Of course he does.Double the pleasure, double the fun. What is double penetration and how to do it. Emily also talks lesbian three-ways, strap-ons, and butt plugs. Emily has a butt plug waiting for Menace in the office. He declines.If men are allowed to show their nipples why can't women? Emily protested the ban on female nipple nudity by riding around her neighborhood topless when she was seven- years-old. While female nipples in public are few and far between, you run into penises wherever you go in San Francisco. Also, how to give your partner a nipplegasm, candy bras, piercings and nipple clamps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Maj 20121h 1min

Is porn an ally or an enemy in your relationship? Emily talks about what you should and shouldn't take away from porn videos, and how to apply this knowledge to your sex life.Separate bedrooms are making American sex better, or at least keeping guys from farting around their girlfriends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Maj 201252min