Day #3 - The Legendary School Stories

Story #1 - My friend once was pissed off at the rest of us guys(5 of us). He chased us into the bathroom because he wanted to be a tough guy and thought one of us was hiding in a stall. He says "peekaboo I see you!" And kicks the stall door in on a teacher we all knew, taking a crap. The teacher said "I see you too Nathan, now close the door." I will die the day I forget about that. The teacher's response was legendary. Honestly, what do you do at this point? Invite them over for a cup of tea or to play a musical chair's game? Basically our friend tried to chase us to beat the shit out of us but maybe he did that to our teacher. Story #2 -. Maybe not legendary, but an interesting (and funny) experiment. There were three high schools in my home town. Two of them, both named after famous historical figures of said town, were in a sort of rivalry with each other nothing serious, but the students would casually trash talk the other school a lot, mostly in good fun. Each school had a display case with a bust of their respective historical namesake somewhere in the building. They were just some decoration, object that you would pass by every single day and pay little attention to. So we figured we'd test how little attention people actually paid these things. So one night, a few buddies of mine and I got together. Most of us were from my school, but we had a few "inside men" from the other one as well. We split up into two teams, got access to both buildings simultaniously, picked open the very cheap locks on the display cases, grabbed the busts and switched them. Keep in mind, these schools were not that close to one another, and none of us had been old enough to drive at that point, so we had to carry these fucking limestone busts through half the town. We then locked the busts into the display cases again and left. We had managed completely non-destructive entry to both schools, so nobody ever found out. It took almost an entire school year for anyone to notice. To this day, no teacher has ever found out who was reponsible. But no damage was done, so they didn't try too hard to figure it out. Stroy #3 -. This kid once brought a backpack full, and I mean completely full of marbles to school. He went to the main staircase near the front up the third floor and dumped the whole bag over the stairwell. How those marbles didn't break the glass trophy case at the bottom is beyond me but marbles went everywhere. Surprisingly he never got caught. He either managed to run to one of the stairwells at the end of the hall and get to the bottom before teachers had time to react or he hid somewhere until the first bell rang. Ok, this sound ls like an Ok Go music video.I mean it could be, idk anything about that group. This happened back in like 2005. Kid went on to disgrace himself and be sentenced 16 years in prison for military espionage....so. Maybe he still blames it on losing his marbles.