We Ranked Everyone in Tech

Today's episode is going to be a judgy one because we are ranking everyone and every situation you can encounter in the tech world. From the person who never has their camera on to the LinkedIn influencers we've seen our fair share of them. We are joined by Chloe's husbando, Kevin, to add the software engineer POV. In our rankings we are not holding back and giving our brutally honest thoughts. From jail to invited to pickleball to a jomie we got all the tiers covered. Get nice and cozy because this is gonna be a wild ride. P.S. the patreon is officially launched🥳 → https://www.patreon.com/jomopod 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙅𝙊𝙈𝙊 𝙃𝙊𝙎𝙏𝙎 🎙️ Eric Wei ( @trykarat ) - IG: https://www.instagram.com/erictway/ co-founder of Karat Financial, helping creators with finances 𝗖𝗵𝗹𝗼𝗲 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗵 ⁠( @chloeshih ) - IG: https://www.instagram.com/chloe.shih/ tech product manager sharing perspectives on career, life advice, and living in your 30s. Editor: Jayna Benito

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0:00 the Chloe, Kevin echochamber

0:44 patreon launched!

5:21 Chloe’s husbando with the swe pov

6:35 tier list explained

9:44 disclaimer: no vanilla wholesome today

11:12 never has their camera on

13:35 way too into boba

14:28 dyes their hair blue or purple

15:34 engineer who wants a farm

16:38 has massive imposter syndrome

18:35 works in mobile gaming

19:39 exec that won't get a real mic

22:16 Berkeley EECS grads

24:53 mental health leave post on LinkedIn

26:00 Koolaid drinkers

27:13 doesn't have a bedframe

29:03 omakase and niku guy

29:57 Canadians/Waterloo

31:17 probably working a 2nd job

32:14 still uses firefox

33:11 always snow boarding

34:04 engineers that think ur flirting with them

34:59 sends long message at 5 pm on a Friday

36:06 dual monitor, mech keyboard, ergo desk + chair set up

36:54 the type that posts on Blind

37:38 says they're poor but makes 6 figs

38:34 really, really into coffee

39:40 staff engineer who "has no filter"

41:10 gets into office at 7 am

42:05 VCs

43:04 lowkey nepo baby

43:35 white tesla drivers

44:42 PM turned startup founder

46:21 HR

47:27 diversity hire

48:48 LinkedIn influencers

49:32 startup CEO that keeps pivoting

50:18 extreme biohacker

51:53 new grads

52:25 Forbes 30U30 lister

54:27 "hi" with no follow up

55:33 slack s***poster

56:05 RPMs

57:00 interns

57:42 bootcamp engineers

58:27 only promotion projects

59:13 ladder climbers

59:58 brings their dog to the office

1:00:20 wanna go rock climbing

1:00:53 "tech jobs that make 6 figure" creators

1:02:18 hosts board game nights

1:02:50 weebs

1:03:38 sold 2 startups and now "consults"

1:04:34 only works at FAANG

1:04:42 doesn't work on a real desk or chair

1:05:59 swipes in for lunch and leaves

1:06:16 only wears free tech shirts

1:06:56 the aquihires

1:07:20 SF techies

1:09:08 LA techies

1:10:12 Seattle techies

1:10:20 NY techies

1:10:33 engineer with a really loud keyboard

1:11:21 has a photo of Elon on their desk

1:11:49 Tahoe trip planner

1:12:16 wears patagonia vests & chinos

1:12:25 guy who always complains about dating

1:14:02 crypto bros

1:14:18 looks like a recruiter, is a recruiter

1:14:58 DIML techtokers

1:15:58 MBA grad name dropper

1:16:02 PM/design GF + SE boyfriend

1:17:10 Dr. Fei-Fei Li

1:17:36 Daddy Zuck

1:18:20 Sheryl Sandberg

1:18:39 Daddy Jensen

1:19:30 Elon Musk

1:22:08 disclaimer: all for funsies

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