Ep. 99 - See the World From Suzy's Eyes
What does Jess spy with her inquisitive eye?? A freshly rolled Selena joint and now we're high. So high we're asking ourselves, what do I do with my words? Oh I know, ANYTHING FOR SELENAS!!!
20 Apr 20221h 1min
Ep. 98 - Hermary Granger's Beaded Bag of Holding
It's different on Twitter. For starters all it contains is Chris Meloni and his juicy juicy buns! We can't even FaceTime with Darth anymore. But just remember this, there are no toothbrushes in Azkaba...
13 Apr 202258min
Ep. 97 - Vying for Taylor's Affection
Today is your day big pharma and we see right through your wool. Now that the big pharma kink conspiracy is out of the way, we're proud to announce Artificial Melancholy is the official midbest friend...
6 Apr 20221h 2min
Ep. 96 - Fizzy Lifting Slug
Do you wanna look like Ryan Reynolds, drink this. Whoops, now you look like the before pictures of the diet ads. From the makers of Fizzy Lifting Slug we present the Midwest Blake and Ryan! Let's just...
30 Mars 20221h 2min
Ep. 95 - Ocean Terror on TikTok
Whether it's the real story behind rainbows and the leprechauns that tend to them, mermaids, miracle whip tuna sandwiches or the Gossip Girl's drama one thing is for sure…. Joe Biden is behind it!
23 Mars 202258min
Ep. 94 - Midwestern Rewind 25 - 27
We're taking another week off but we hope you can enjoy this extra long episode. This Midwestern Rewind is the best of episodes 25 through 27!
16 Mars 20221h 24min
Ep. 93 - The Departilton
You know that old saying, the milk eye came into play so there's only one America's ass?? Yeah, us neither. However we did discover that we're on to you Lin-Manuel Miranda and we know all about the ne...
9 Mars 202255min
Ep. 92 - Lobster Claws in the Air Like They Just Don't Care
What timeframe does an Aries born?? Who's to blame in My Best Friend's Wedding?? Hear Jess holler from the void as she's blown away by Kyle's vast knowledge of ancient Greek mythology, this week on Pa...
2 Mars 202259min
