r/AITA MY FAT COUSIN KEEPS STEALING MY FOOD! - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Florida HOA nightmare. oh certified mail for all communication? you got it Manager Says I Must Chat in the Group Chat … So I Do. In Every Language but English. Don't worry, I won't mow your weeds again Ok, fine...I'll just sit here! My manager told me cut my hair, so I became bald Boss said "dress for the job you want" so I started wearing a CEO costume to my retail job Zero OT? You got it You want more pepper? Sure! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Aug 202531min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for banning my wife’s Disney-divorce friend’s plug-ins from our house? AITA for refusing to babysit my sister’s kid even though I “have the time”? AITA for putting my hand over my SIL’s camera at my own birthday dinner after I told her no filming? AITA for not letting my boyfriend use my credit card to buy his Comic Con pass? AITA for saying a friend shouldn’t come on a group trip because she doesn’t have enough money? AITA for not changing my daughter's wedding venue even though my sister's husband proposed to his 22-year-old mistress there last month? AITA for talking about there being new people in my dance class? AITA for snapping at my neighbor after she kept trying to make me her free maid babysitter and pet sitter all in one? AITA for not canceling plans to be there for the birth of a “friend’s” baby? AITA for not wanting to cancel weekend plans to my cottage because my girlfriend can't make it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Aug 202528min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Don’t want me to make a weird late evening snack? Fine i’ll eat something normal if you don't buy things, don't be surprised when there are none left I Waited Years For My Chance Revenge on a racist manager was worth the backlash That’s not weed dude Entitled Lady refuses to pick up dog poop after her dog craps in people's yards. I accept her challenge. Ex cheated on me, asked for updates on our dog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 Aug 202530min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU TIFU by not knowing sunscreen chemistry TIFU by eating a cookie TIFU by making a guy think I was insane by making small talk into the weirdest thing he probably heard all week TIFU by making fun of a disabled child TIFU by talking about LGBTQ at the dinner table. TIFU by turning a patient in the psych ward into a toilet paper mummy he's gonna be in there for awhile TIFU by giving myself a chemical burn on my ear TIFU by almost sending my neurodivergent 7th grader to school as the new HR director TIFU by accidentally kidnapping a butterfly at the fair TIFU by setting my house alarm off and having the police show up at 3 am TIFU by taking my senior citizen in-laws hiking TIFU by making pizza pops Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 Aug 202528min

Reddit rSlash Storytime TIFU by repeatedly poisoning myself with cyanide. TIFU by accidentally convincing my Korean neighbors I was in a cult worshipping tuna TIFU telling my friend I cry while going to the bathroom TIFU by forgetting my stroller was empty TIFU by eating before a flight TIFU by ordering "gluten free" from a new restaurant. It was decidedly not gluten free TIFU helping a girl relax TIFUpdate: helping a girl relax TIFU by being late to my first date EVER. TIFU by accidentally making myself important at the new office TIFU by trying to protect my hair for bedtime TIFU by using a steamer iron WHILE i was wearing the cloth and burnt myself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 Aug 202527min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Camping revenge So you wanna be homophobic? Here, have a cookie. This arrogant client that I keep asking for his ID Power-tripping receptionist gets no candy Insulting me won't get your windows cleaned Won't stop texting in the movie? It must be more interesting! A Marine military police tried to wrongfully give my dad a speeding ticket, but my dad got his revenge. Taco Bell Profanity Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 Aug 202530min

r amithejerk? where AITA for laughing when my wife fell and pooped her pants because I thought it was a prank ? AITA for refusing to help a coworker after remembering how she embarrassed me in front of our boss AITA for telling my youngest daughter she may not post a video of me having a hot flash ? AITA for including all three of my mom's husbands in my child's family tree project? AITA for getting my colleague in trouble for calling me his work wife? AITA for calling out my cousin when she tried to blame her body odor on me ? AITA for not helping my father's former maid find a new employer? AITA being mad at my parents for filling a missing persons report after I was gone for an hour? AITA for demanding my kids back immediately after my parents left them with "strangers" at a campground without telling me? AITA for rearranging the seats at my daughter’s class get together because I didn’t want a reoccurrence of an accident that happend the last time with some kids been left out AITA? Son's gf's mom borrowed our car, brought it back empty. I told ds never to do that if you borrow a car. He told gf I said her mom was rude. Who is the AH? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Aug 202527min

maliciouscompliance where Roommate broke my can opener, so I bought a new one that I knew I could figure out how to use. I'm not a painter, but you want me to paint some equipment. Ok! He told me to do the timesheet and send to payroll so I did. Payroll were baffled. Site super demands our tools are "properly organized". So we followed his exact instructions. Be careful what you ask for. Grandma cares You want soldiers to fight you? Ok Don’t ask me to wear a collared shirt at 9pm for the following morning and not expect a surprise Only Phone Calls Matter. You Get What You Asked For! :) Just a nice little walk... Sure, Love it Auto repair shop exceeded my maximum price quote Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Aug 202527min