r/AITA "BUY ME A HOUSE!

r/Maliciouscompliance OP gets selected for jury duty, so he tells his controlling boss that he'll have to miss work for a few days. His toxic boss does NOT like this, so he instructs OP to do whatever he can to get our of jury duty. Later in court, OP tells the judge that he might get fired if he has to go through with jury duty, so the judge has sheriff deputies drag OP's boss to the court room so the judge can threaten him with jail time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Maj 202117min

r/Choosingbeggars This choosing beggar is so angry at OP! OP works as an insurance adjuster, and he's working on a claim where a young driver clearly broke the law and was responsible for a 3-car crash. Despite the kid obviously being at fault, his parents call up OP and scream at him because they expect him to pay for the damage to his car. OP tries to explain that their kid is clearly the one at fault, but they just won't listen. They even ask him how they're supposed to commit insurance fraud when he's being so uncooperative! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Maj 202118min

r/Tifu Who knew that it's possible to just steal a penguin? Well, it turns out that it's easier than you might think. So easy, in fact, that a kid manages to get his hands on a baby penguin in a field trip, stuff the poor little guy into his backpack, and then sneak back onto the school bus. The other students told on the kid to a teacher, and the teacher didn't believe them! It wasn't until they actually showed the teacher that the kid stole a real life penguin that the teacher had to turn the school bus around so they could return the confused animal! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Maj 202118min

r/Entitledparents Have you ever heard that you shouldn't eat anything before surgery? That's because the anesthesia can cause you to throw up while you're unconscious, and you could choke to death on your own vomit. Yet for some reason, this entitled parent thinks that she knows more than an actual doctor and tries to trick the hospital by sneaking her kid some food before surgery. When the hospital finds out, they can cancel the surgery and of course the entitled mother flips out. Lady, they're trying to save your kid's life! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Maj 202119min

r/AmITheA**hole OP works as a waiter, and he comes across a rather unusual customer. This pregnant lady has a craving for garlic bread; however, she says that the smell of garlic makes her nauseous, so she wants garlic-free garlic bread. OP asks... "Do you mean regular bread?" The lady screams at OP and insists that she wants garlic bread, but without the garlic. But, lady, garlic bread is just regular bread with garlic butter! After much arguing, OP just decides to bring out normal bread with garlic butter on the side, and the woman happily gobbles up all of it. What? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Apr 202120min

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is a student studying archaeology down in Australia. She's tasked with performing a dig at an ancient burial site, and she gets two absolute doofuses as her dig partners. On the very first night of the dig, her two partners spend hours digging where they're not supposed to dig and then make a joke out of everything. Well, this must have gotten them cursed, because pretty soon their lives were completely ruined! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Apr 202116min

r/AmITheA**hole OP is stuck in a real pickle... kind of like how girls get stuck in the washing machine, if you know what I mean. OP's mother secretly marries her fiancé's father, which means that her fiancé has suddenly become her step-brother! OP's mother is now telling OP that she can't marry her fiancé because they're step-siblings, and that would be wrong. OP wants to go along with it anyway, because their parents violated their trust by getting married in secret and sabotaging their wedding. Is OP the butthole for wanting to marry her step-bro, or are their parents the buttholes? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Apr 202120min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, we have one of the craziest stories I've ever read. An out of touch multi-millionaire boss has one of his employees invest some of his cash into the stock market. When OP grows the investment, his boss demands that OP also hand over his portion of the profits. OP begrudgingly agrees, but he doesn't tell his boss that there's still some leftover cash in the stock market. The boss either forgets about that cash or never realized it was there in the first place, leaving OP to walk away with a cool $2,000,000. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Apr 202118min