r/TIFU HOW AN ITCHY BUTT RUINED MY LIFE! - Reddit Stories

r TOMC where I want to give my daughter up for adoption. I cry almost every morning before work My wife is pregnant and wants to quit her job My coworker caught me off guard and I got sent home I pooped my favorite pair of pants while driving today my boyfriend applied for his masters and got it, but i’m only finding out at a “friends” gathering I Regret Befriending My Disabled Friend I think I hate being a parent but I love my son. I got suspended from college for standing up against a girl who was bullying a classmate. What should I do now? I am hard of hearing and growing up, my family thought it was hilarious. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Juni 27min

maliciouscompliance where They said if you leave during the fire drill, don’t come back, so i went home for the day Don't clock out on breaks? Why yes I will gladly comply !Just do it the way I said Client asked me to report everything I do during shift. I did. Then they stop asking. You want me to follow EVERY step of the manual? Okay then… Keep winning—let payroll take care of itself Smokers Get More Breaks? Hold My Beer. Chatterbox I Took 'Following Protocol' a Little Too Literally Manager said No OT Gasoline in Diesel truck Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Juni 31min

maliciouscompliance where No client communication unless it goes through me? Sure. I'll wait. Don't want me to work from home once or twice a month? Watch me do so twice a week. US Army complies with administration demands to revert name of Fort Gregg-Adams to original Fort Lee Done touch anything that isn’t yours. If you say so roomie Not Social Enough You Said 'Only Use My Words'? Sure - I'll Use Only Your Words. Manager said “no personal touches in the emails”, so I took out every greeting and sign-off. Restaurant parking lot was for customers only so I made the owner's daughter go find street parking 4 blocks away. Remove incentive for overtime? Guess we’ll operate normal office hours. "Use your personal phone as work equipment"? Okay, but when it dies I have no other backup so don't expect me to finish the job. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Juni 31min

r TIFU TIFU by thinking a disabled child was an owl TIFU by accidentally calling out an emergency code in a hospital waiting room. TIFU: The time I accidentally cheated on a college course. TIFU ignoring my appendicitus TIFU by picking up a "cute little baby mole" TIFU by having turned off highways on google maps for 10months TIFU by assuming my travel luggage was empty before letting a coworker borrow it TIFU by carrying pepper spray in my hip purse. TIFU by taking a trip and forgetting my passport TIFU by throwing away my girlfriends art during bulk trash day Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Juni 30min

r amithejerk? where AITA for locking the office fridge after someone kept stealing my lunch? AITA for sneaking out and causing my sister to lose her job? AITA for throwing a cup of cold water on my naked husband? AITA for blowing up at my parents for something my adult sister did? AITAH for telling my six year old nephew he is not special, after he told me he can do and get what he wants because everyone calls him special? AITA for refusing to give my sister the wedding dress I bought even through I'm not getting married anymore? AITAH for calling myself (18F) disabled in front of a disabled person? AITA for not leaving apartment for a week AITA for saying no to hosting my SIL and her additional needs kid overnight again? AITA for telling my family that my sister strongly implied that she doesn’t want me at her wedding, causing most of them to RSVP no? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Juni 28min

r prorevenge where He Parked in Front of Our Garage and Swore at my Wife and Mother In-Law, So I Helped Him Apply for Jobs They suspended me for a misunderstanding so I took the best, much needed vacation at their expense. Family drama. Petty payback. Sorry I am not moving this fallen limb blocking the road fast enough for you. Let me just move it from in front of my car to in front of yours. My Aunt said therapy is for the Faithless, So I let her quote my therapist Won’t give me my deposit back..ok.. Hello, fire department? He robbed an old man, we delivered him straight to the cops. You want to claim my answers as your own? Okay! Bathroom Break the Door Down Oh i just rent here? Well now I am president of this HOA and owner of this unit! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Juni 32min

r prorevenge where Don’t pay your bill, I’ll remove your door My neighbor kept parking in my driveway. So I parked behind him and went of town Whose panties are these?!? He Kept Hogging the Laundry Machines So I Introduced Him to the Waiting Game My coworker kept stealing my pens. so I started refilling them with glitter ink. I'm sorry, you need to go to the service desk, sir. She picked her ex and took the dog. I took the money. Guess who came barking back? Multiplication Quiz Revenge People keep playing music in the pool area after hours. So I play my own music. On a loop. At max volume. The hidden notes "Yeah, bro, these wheels will fit your truck. I had the same one." Block me in, I’ll drag your car away. Boss said I wouldn’t last. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12 Juni 31min

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to use an English name? AITA for not making the trip cross country to meet my nephew because my family are jerks to my wife AITA for giving my wife a dirty plate to eat off of at dinner AITA for feeding my dogs before my stepsister? AITA For telling my mom she is nothing but a mistress. AITA for not letting my friend borrow my car after how she returned it last time? AITA for refusing to open my pool w/o a safety gate? AITA for "leaving the stroller?" AITA for giving my wife a dirty plate to eat off of at dinner AITA for telling my family to freak off when they requested that I “fix” them? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12 Juni 30min