The Biscuit Choke
Sophiena shares how trying to help her niece swallow tablets ended in a full-blown biscuit-choking disaster. Emma’s been busy schmoozing with other parents at Joseff’s school, and a potty-training wee...
20 Jan 52min
The Talking Toddlers
The first word discussion continues as the ladies receive a batch of weird and wonderful baby words and phrases, some more PC than others. Plus, one mum is in desperate need of respite after a nightma...
15 Jan 18min
The Potty Mouth Era
There are a few potty-mouthed babies this week, as Soph shares Renley’s new favourite word and a listener reveals their toddler’s hilarious mispronunciation. Soph and Emma also discuss co-sleeping dou...
13 Jan 59min
The Double Digit Realisation
Soph and Emma catch up on the festive period, with Soph having a big realisation about 2026 and Emma sharing her wild New Year’s Eve. Plus, the ladies hear from an expectant mum, and a listener whose ...
8 Jan 26min
Happy 2026!
The ladies have popped up to wish us a Happy New Year! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 Jan 2min
The Tupperware Elf
Merry Christmas, Secret Mum Clubbers! Here’s an extra-special festive treat, featuring terrible cracker jokes, a Christmas Eve baby, and a very naughty elf. 🎄 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
25 Dec 202511min
The Baby Monitor Santa
Christmas chaos has hit as Soph falls out of the loft, one listener causes some Santa-based trauma (listener discretion advised 👀), and Emma shares some questionable bog brush opinions. There are sur...
23 Dec 202545min
The Present Hunter
A listener shares a cautionary tale about snooping for presents, and why it pays to be very specific when asking for gifts. One mum’s heartfelt update after two years has Soph and Emma reflecting on t...
18 Dec 202524min
