501: Why Does No One Want to Collaborate With Me?

A self-described recovering scumbag talks with Jessica about how to manage her impulsive tendencies and in turn how to show up for her relationships in whole and synthesized ways. This week's horoscope starts with a New Moon in Libra and features a lot of Jupiter activity. Will it be fun or just too much? Listen and learn! 🔮 To learn more about Jessica's offerings visit lovelanyadoo.com 🪐 Learn with me & get my book: https://www.lovelanyadoo.com/shop ⭕️ Astrology for Days is available at astrologyfordays.com 📍 Support the podcast and get loads of extras (including a Ghost bonus episode monthly) on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JessicaLanyadoo. 💙 For daily insights and resources follow Jessica on Twitter at @jessicalanyadoo or on Instagram at @jessica_lanyadoo ✊ Supporting local abortion funds that help arrange and pay for abortion care for patients who need it! - Give to The National Network of Abortion Funds at abortionfunds.org · Donate to Yellowhammer Fund at https://action.yellowhammerfund.org/VJwyf79UF0yW0qhFnyakGw2?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Mississippi Reproductive Freedom Fund at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/mrff?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Margins at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/margins2020?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 ❄️ Consider installing Snowflake by Tor onto your chrome or Firefox browser. It allows people to circumvent censorship in areas that the internet has been restricted at snowflake.torproject.org. If you have friends or family in Iran, send them Snowflakes Persian/Farsi user guide so they can easily connect with the Tor Network at https://forum.torproject.net/t/iran-circumventing-censorship-with-tor/4590

25 Sep 20221h 39min

Jessica often warns against reading a baby's chart, but this listener did it anyway — and what she saw induced panic! In this live reading, they unpack Baby's chart and Mom's chart, and they inevitably talk about Grandmother while they're at it.  This week's astrology is ripe with trines that promote healing, but it starts and ends with some challenging oppositions.  🔮 To learn more about Jessica's offerings visit lovelanyadoo.com 🪐 Learn with me & get my book: https://www.lovelanyadoo.com/shop ⭕️ Astrology for Days is available at astrologyfordays.com 📍 Support the podcast and get loads of extras (including a Ghost bonus episode monthly) on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JessicaLanyadoo. 💙 For daily insights and resources follow Jessica on Twitter at @jessicalanyadoo or on Instagram at @jessica_lanyadoo ✊ Supporting local abortion funds that help arrange and pay for abortion care for patients who need it! - Give to The National Network of Abortion Funds at abortionfunds.org · Donate to Yellowhammer Fund at https://action.yellowhammerfund.org/VJwyf79UF0yW0qhFnyakGw2?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Mississippi Reproductive Freedom Fund at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/mrff?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Margins at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/margins2020?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 🪵 Your 5 Minutes of Resistance Assistance each weekday: https://chopwoodcarrywaterdailyactions.substack.com/ 🤖 To use Resistbot, text 50409 and it will prompt you from there

18 Sep 20221h 46min

A listener struggles to deal with change, grief, and accepting the ephemeral nature of life. She and Jessica have a transformational conversation about death, life, and how to manage wanting control and not always having it. The astrology of the week ahead is a bit of a mixed bag. Some supportive transits facilitate ease, but by the week's end, the Sun will oppose Neptune, sparking anxieties. Jessica breaks down the impact of that opposition in conflux with the chaos of the first week of Mercury Retrograde.  🔮 To learn more about Jessica's offerings visit lovelanyadoo.com 🪐 Learn with me & get my book: https://www.lovelanyadoo.com/shop ⭕️ Astrology for Days is available at astrologyfordays.com 📍 Support the podcast and get loads of extras (including a Ghost bonus episode monthly) on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JessicaLanyadoo. 💙 For daily insights and resources follow Jessica on Twitter at @jessicalanyadoo or on Instagram at @jessica_lanyadoo ✊ Supporting local abortion funds that help arrange and pay for abortion care for patients who need it! - Give to The National Network of Abortion Funds at abortionfunds.org · Donate to Yellowhammer Fund at https://action.yellowhammerfund.org/VJwyf79UF0yW0qhFnyakGw2?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Mississippi Reproductive Freedom Fund at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/mrff?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Margins at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/margins2020?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 🪵 Your 5 Minutes of Resistance Assistance each weekday: https://chopwoodcarrywaterdailyactions.substack.com/ 🤖 To use Resistbot, text 50409 and it will prompt you from there

11 Sep 20221h 24min

It’s another episode of How the Sausage is Made! One listener has a sudden and intense attraction to women, and another finds out what happens halfway between two Saturn returns. From COVID anxiety to a healthy fear of Saturn transits, Jessica gets into it! This week's astrology includes a breakdown of what to expect from the September 9th Mercury Retrograde and the September 10th Full Moon in Pisces. Come for the astrology; stay for the practical life advice! 🔮 To learn more about Jessica's offerings visit lovelanyadoo.com 🪐 Learn with me & get my book: https://www.lovelanyadoo.com/shop ⭕️ Astrology for Days is available at astrologyfordays.com 📍 Support the podcast and get loads of extras (including a Ghost bonus episode monthly) on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JessicaLanyadoo. 💙 For daily insights and resources follow Jessica on Twitter at @jessicalanyadoo or on Instagram at @jessica_lanyadoo ✊ Supporting local abortion funds that help arrange and pay for abortion care for patients who need it! - Give to The National Network of Abortion Funds at abortionfunds.org · Donate to Yellowhammer Fund at https://action.yellowhammerfund.org/VJwyf79UF0yW0qhFnyakGw2?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Mississippi Reproductive Freedom Fund at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/mrff?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Margins at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/margins2020?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 🪵 Your 5 Minutes of Resistance Assistance each weekday: https://chopwoodcarrywaterdailyactions.substack.com/ 🤖 To use Resistbot, text 50409 and it will prompt you from there

4 Sep 202249min

Omisade Burney-Scott of The Black Girl's Guide to Surviving Menopause joins Jessica for a look at her birth chart. She gets a surprise about her rising sign, and they go deep into loving oneself while loving someone else. This week's horoscope starts and ends with oppositions, but first Jessica offers a refresher on the big-picture themes at play in the sky and how they are impacting us both personally and socially. 🎟 Register for Jessica's September 3rd class, Sex & Sexuality In Astrology, here: https://www.astrologyuniversity.com/shop/search-by-astrologer/jessica-lanyadoo/sex-sexuality-in-astrology/ 🔮 To learn more about Jessica's offerings visit lovelanyadoo.com 🪐 Learn with me & get my book: https://www.lovelanyadoo.com/shop ⭕️ Astrology for Days is available at astrologyfordays.com 📍 Support the podcast and get loads of extras (including a Ghost bonus episode monthly) on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JessicaLanyadoo. 💙 For daily insights and resources follow Jessica on Twitter at @jessicalanyadoo or on Instagram at @jessica_lanyadoo ✊ Supporting local abortion funds that help arrange and pay for abortion care for patients who need it! - Give to The National Network of Abortion Funds at abortionfunds.org · Donate to Yellowhammer Fund at https://action.yellowhammerfund.org/VJwyf79UF0yW0qhFnyakGw2?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Mississippi Reproductive Freedom Fund at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/mrff?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Margins at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/margins2020?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 🪵 Your 5 Minutes of Resistance Assistance each weekday: https://chopwoodcarrywaterdailyactions.substack.com/ 🤖 To use Resistbot, text 50409 and it will prompt you from there

28 Aug 20221h 47min

Jessica reads the sex life of listeners "Sugar" and "Happy Bunny" based on their composite chart (aka relationship chart).  This week's horoscope includes a New Moon in Virgo on the 27th and some prickly transits to Uranus and Mars earlier in the week. But first we’ve got to get through the Mercury opposition to Neptune, which brings anxiety, exhaustion, and confusion. Enjoy another horoscope to help you through! 🎟 Register for Jessica's September 3rd class, Sex & Sexuality In Astrology here: https://www.astrologyuniversity.com/shop/search-by-astrologer/jessica-lanyadoo/sex-sexuality-in-astrology/ 🔮 To learn more about Jessica's offerings visit lovelanyadoo.com 🪐 Learn with me & get my book: https://www.lovelanyadoo.com/shop ⭕️ Astrology for Days is available at astrologyfordays.com 📍 Support the podcast and get loads of extras (including a Ghost bonus episode monthly) on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JessicaLanyadoo. 💙 For daily insights and resources follow Jessica on Twitter at @jessicalanyadoo or on Instagram at @jessica_lanyadoo ✊ Supporting local abortion funds that help arrange and pay for abortion care for patients who need it! - Give to The National Network of Abortion Funds at abortionfunds.org · Donate to Yellowhammer Fund at https://action.yellowhammerfund.org/VJwyf79UF0yW0qhFnyakGw2?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Mississippi Reproductive Freedom Fund at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/mrff?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Margins at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/margins2020?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 🪵 Your 5 Minutes of Resistance Assistance each weekday: https://chopwoodcarrywaterdailyactions.substack.com/ 🤖 To use Resistbot, text 50409 and it will prompt you from there

21 Aug 20222h

Hayden has struggled for years to get grounded, to stay present in stress, and return his energy back to his body, so he reached out to Jessica for help.  This week's astrology starts off with a heavy Saturn transit and ends with an anxiety-provoking Neptune transit, but it also happily includes many trines (120° angles), giving us some much-needed support and ease.  🔮 To learn more about Jessica's offerings visit lovelanyadoo.com 🪐 Learn with me & get my book: https://www.lovelanyadoo.com/shop ⭕️ Astrology for Days is available at astrologyfordays.com 📍 Support the podcast and get loads of extras (including a Ghost bonus episode monthly) on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JessicaLanyadoo. 💙 For daily insights and resources follow Jessica on Twitter at @jessicalanyadoo or on Instagram at @jessica_lanyadoo ✊ Supporting local abortion funds that help arrange and pay for abortion care for patients who need it! - Give to The National Network of Abortion Funds at abortionfunds.org · Donate to Yellowhammer Fund at https://action.yellowhammerfund.org/VJwyf79UF0yW0qhFnyakGw2?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Mississippi Reproductive Freedom Fund at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/mrff?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Margins at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/margins2020?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 🪵 Your 5 Minutes of Resistance Assistance each weekday: https://chopwoodcarrywaterdailyactions.substack.com/ 🤖 To use Resistbot, text 50409 and it will prompt you from there

14 Aug 20221h 38min

In episode 66 (aired September 2019) Jessica answered a listener question about sex and love, and today she gives a follow-up reading to "Anonymous 66" about her ongoing dating patterns and how she can find what she's looking for in love. There's a lot going on in this week's horoscope! On the 11th there will be an unpredictable Full Moon in Aquarius, but before that, prepare for a tumultuous Venus opposition to Pluto and a frustrating Mars square to Saturn.  🔮 To learn more about Jessica's offerings visit lovelanyadoo.com 🪐 Learn with me & get my book: https://www.lovelanyadoo.com/shop ⭕️ Astrology for Days is available at astrologyfordays.com 📍 Support the podcast and get loads of extras (including a Ghost bonus episode monthly) on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JessicaLanyadoo. 💙 For daily insights and resources follow Jessica on Twitter at @jessicalanyadoo or on Instagram at @jessica_lanyadoo ✊ Supporting local abortion funds that help arrange and pay for abortion care for patients who need it! - Give to The National Network of Abortion Funds at abortionfunds.org · Donate to Yellowhammer Fund at https://action.yellowhammerfund.org/VJwyf79UF0yW0qhFnyakGw2?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Mississippi Reproductive Freedom Fund at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/mrff?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 · Donate to Margins at https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/margins2020?emci=32aee290-24cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&emdi=98636d8d-26cb-ec11-997e-281878b83d8a&ceid=1225801 🪵 Your 5 Minutes of Resistance Assistance each weekday: https://chopwoodcarrywaterdailyactions.substack.com/ 🤖 To use Resistbot, text 50409 and it will prompt you from there

7 Aug 20221h 43min