The Solution To Cellulite (According to the IRA)

The Solution To Cellulite (According to the IRA)

The funniest duo are celebrating natural women in their own inimitable way. Join Ray and Jorma for an hour of fun.


'This show is fuller than a Ryanair Toilet when a fat lass invites her fella to the Mile High Club' - Jorma.


Highlights:

  • Morgan Freeman talks grandchildren, Donald Trump and having sex with eskimoes' wives.
  • Ray gives us the insider info on the town of Muff, Co. Donegal and explains how being called a Muff Liquor is exactly what Russell Crowe needs right now.
  • Honzie the fraudulent South African Psychic rubs his crystal balls and makes surprisingly accurate predictions for the month of February
  • An IRA Man decides to trade a Little Armalite for a Little Cellulite.


Check out the boys' Facebook page for a link to Jorma's recent Brexit interview and drop us a line at talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com if you have any poetry requests for Morgan or you'd like to comment or make a suggestion.


Join Ray and Jorma for an hour of craic! Giggles Is Good For You!


All sketches, songs and jingles written and performed by Jorma Kirkko

Produced by James Kirk


#Irishcomedy #Britishcomedy #expatpodcast #MorganFreemanPoetry #DonaldTrumpGreenland #BBWMagazine #BBW #Spoofhoroscopes #fakepsychic #rebelsongparody #celluliteisbeautiful

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