I Thought That I Died!? r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my sister that her wedding will never be that important to me? AITA for telling my wife she ruined Christmas? AITA for ruining thanksgiving? AITA for breaking my promise to my husband and letting others meet our newborn before him? AITA for not changing my daughters birthday to be not ‘vegan’? AITA for telling my boyfriend that he should’ve covered up his tattoos if he wanted ANY respect from my family? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Dec 202115min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where No Pagers Allowed, no problem! Putting the 'team' back in 'team cellphone' Repair shop won't take credit card We can wear anything we want in the house? Prepare to be just as uncomfortable as i was Go to the dentist or doctor on your own time! "Don't like our slow gas pumps? Take your business some place else!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12 Dec 202115min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where My older sister and I don’t get along, and she doesn’t like that I don’t see her children, but also won’t let me see them, so the middle child (a toddler) will be getting a very noisy toy for Christmas, with batteries already included. Misconfigure your system so that it regularly bothers me, and I'll do my dangedest to make it a personal problem for the highest-ranking jerk I can find. Your wings are on the way. Sorry we sold it. Grandpa just wanted to fix some cars, the local dealership got mad at him cause he was crushing them, sued him, my Grandpa got serious, put them out of business, and made a deal with the new owner of the dealership that he would still operate, but at a level that the owner could still make a profit so long as they let my Grandpa be. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12 Dec 202116min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Two guys broke my heart and bullied me, so I almost killed one of them in a prank involving easy to find medicines They stole Christmas presents from my foster kids so I stole the Christmas season from them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Dec 202116min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where No phones allowed at work, tell them to call me directly! You need a adult to enter go find one ! Useless rule leads to malicious compliance Order me to buy your kids expensive gifts for Christmas? Okay then! I work in a warehouse, we're allowed to have speakers but not headphones for safety reasons Won't let me turn in my exam and tell me to check the work? Sure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Dec 202114min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Mine is kind of adorable. It happened to me yesterday! I know you don't work here fella (wholesome and polite) I Am A Child Not An Employee Pancake pickup I didn’t work there, but got offered a job based on my customer interactions Go to store after work in clearly marked work uniform, lady grabs earbuds out of my ears, yells at me and plays victim. Police show up, shes found at fault, has to pay for broken headphones. Then calls my actual employer to complain about the trouble I've caused her, and they tell me off. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Dec 202116min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where Peed outside for the first time with my boyfriend on his favorite hiking trail and now he’s furious with me because he can’t ever go back there. AITA for getting mad at my parents after they didn’t tell me about my autism diagnosis until 12 years after I was diagnosed? AITA for financially supporting my brothers kids behind his back? AITA for telling my parents that I make more than both my siblings when they told me to get a real job AITA for banning my girlfriend from my car after she lied about an emergency? AITA for flipping out on my Fiancés birthday and telling him I don’t want to marry him? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Dec 202115min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where We need a urine sample It's too hot in here? Yesterday it was too cold? OK... Won't pay for breakfast? Well OK, then spend 8k on a coffee machine in the name of equality! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Dec 202114min