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Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Won't let me correct a spelling mistake? Good luck getting me to pay. Won't let me transfer my phone contract? Bye Do it or I punch you? Ok. ID Everyone at the Door and Every Bag? You got it! carried my 50 pound dog through a museum by the rules so that both my girlfriend and I could attend at the same time Want me to upsell a magazine more than a discount card? Ok, will do. Malicious compliance didn’t turn out how I expected Wash dishes? Sure thing! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14 Nov 202115min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady I don't work for them....We are a completely different company and you came to us. Do I really work here, after all? I got expelled from the university I don't go to... If you look at products, or even exist, that means you work here "COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU" You had a 50/50 chance I don't work here, dude. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14 Nov 202114min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Make me quit... get reported for your illegal company practices. I Put My First Job Out of Business, After 8 Years Working There!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Nov 202120min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Force me to spam someone with free trials at the register so a customer can buy a firestick? Fine. I'll use corporate addresses Don't Hotfix My Code!!! A company loses commission on 1000s of sales You want me to ask every customer if they’re a member and sign up those who aren’t? No worries. Sure thing boss I'm more than happy to ruin all our stock. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Nov 202116min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EM gets mad that my dad offered to make me breakfast My dad got mad at me for WAKING UP. I can't have any privacy in my house Mom bails on me again Please Don't Wait Until My Mic Stand is in Your Child's Grip to Decide to Intervene How dare my child not want to get petted?! Father insults family and moves out after being asked to help fight bed bugs. Entitled mother of My partner wants me to have kids when she knows it could make me very sick Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Nov 202118min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Those aren't the drinks you think they are, kid Help the boss hide evidence of his affair? Sure! Customer complains their Long Island isnt strong enough, proceed to make one less strong for them. Don't interrupt for any reason? Okay . . . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Nov 202116min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Ooh, flashy flashy! Behold my fiery rage, you pathetic troglodyte! Dad wouldn’t let me go on holiday so I quit and got a job with the competition. Tl;Dr: annoying guest being a smartass proves himself wrong, pays up and leaves humiliated while his friend still laughs at him. Got $40k for “accidentally” confiding a “secret” to a gossiping coworker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Nov 202116min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk where AITA for telling my son to get over himself, man up, and stop publicly calling his wife deadweight? AITA for just leaving my mom to sit in a Hotel for a week after she insulted my family? AITA for telling a woman with a newborn "a dog can give birth"? AITA for telling my husband our daughter won't be around my MIL unless she shuts her mouth? AITA for refusing to pay a missed appointment fee? AITA for not letting my MIL babysit my daughter? AITA For hiring a babysitter to watch my son when my ex had an emergency? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Nov 202115min