Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Trade is exclusively offering our listeners 40% off your first order at https://drinktrade.com/YMH. Check out the full lineup and get 15 percent off your first order at http://TRUEWERK.com/ymh. You can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just the Main Mommies in the saddle — and things get deeply personal and deeply disgusting. Tina gives us the full rundown on her recent colonoscopy journey, while a slightly jealous Tom has really leaned into his gross dad era — spitting loogies out the car window like an old Chinese man (Christine's words, not mine) and upping his fart game to unacceptable levels. They also give a brief review of The Minecraft Movie, praise Jason Mamoa, and discuss the rise of low-IQ adults on TikTok, and get into the latest unhinged chapter in the Tony Johns saga — this week included a landlord braw, an hour long arrest, and a little sledgehammering. Plus, the Mommies revisit the legendary RPC’s Instagram for a reboot of an old classic clip, watch some horrible or hilarious videos, get re-acquainted with the Alaskan Avenger, and Tom shows some wild glove art from his show in Oklahoma City. Grab your bidet, lower your IQ, and let’s get weird. Your Mom’s House Ep. 805 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:15 - Tina's Colonoscopy 00:06:39 - Disgusting Habits 00:13:10 - Opening Clip: Enny's Inner Thoughts 00:22:01 - Clip: Smelly Flatulence 00:26:36 - RPC: Rebooted 00:36:03 - Minecraft Movie & Low-IQ Adults 00:42:43 - Tony Johns 00:47:53 - Clip: Soft Security 00:49:07 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:53:00 - Spring Jackets 00:59:56 - The Alaskan Avenger 01:04:49 - Clip: Precious Man-Baby 01:08:01 - Clip: Water Cannons Are Scary 01:09:50 - Tour Dates 01:10:44 - Glove Actually 01:13:33 - Closing Song -"F.A.R.T." by Billy Robot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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374-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

374-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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373-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

373-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Diamonds on the crevice of your ??? I'll give you three guesses. We have so much to share with you! Get ready to pull 'em high and tight! This week we tickle some bodies with our new favorite Disney star, talk about Tom's time in West Palm Beach, and find out just how unparliamentary Elizabeth May can get when she's had a few drinks! Jeans up!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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372-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

372-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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371-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

371-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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370-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

370-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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369-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

369-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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368-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

368-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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367-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

367-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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