Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

U-N-I-T-Y! The original trio is back! Tom and Christina couldn't be happier to welcome Redban into the mommydome for the first time since their VERY public and VERY ugly breakup! Things start off badly as Redban had to be restrained after trying to fight Blueban. After his anger and jealousy of Blueban subsides you get an instant classic episode. Lots of love and laughs with Podfather. Get ready for Dental Updates, Would You Rather's, an amazing call with Top Dog and much more! Lots of Brown in this one!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Okt 20161h 23min

The Mommy's talk hip-hop, Yo! MTV Raps and the joys of rebellious, aggressive music. They discuss what women find beautiful in other women and how men differ (ie. Salma vs Penelope). Both Tom and Christina share recent stories of accidentally peeing on themselves, as well as their joint (rare) venture out to Korea town where eating, drinking, and singing took place. The origins of Where The Dudes At? is given in detail as well as dude-a-rific audio of Hot (gay) Nude Yoga. Top Dog, Would You Rather's and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Okt 20161h 35min

Due to Blueban's incompentance this episode had to be re-recorded. Oh, Blueban! Unfortunately it means that a mommy is missing. Christina is out, but step-mommy, Ryan Sickler fills in and brings the fun, filth, and funny that he always does. Tom and Ryan discuss uncomfortable moments with fans, bizarre sexual experiences and requests, the NFL, the Name of The Year contest, a twitter prank, Would You Rather's and more!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Okt 20161h 35min

Paul F. Tompkins enters the Mommy Dome for a fun-filled 2 hour show. They discuss self doubt, how poorly stand up clubs are run, an open dislike of Billy Joel (Christina) and Bruce Springsteen (Tom). The trio take a stab a new fill her up/seal her shut, dental updates, Top Dog audio, Would You Rather's, and much more! Rejoice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Okt 20162h 2min

The Mommy's welcome Matt "The Full Charge" Fulchiron AKA The Concierge back to the Mommy Dome. They discuss Matt's upcoming move to Puerto Rico (New York City), Christina's love of Puerto Rican men and her equal disdain for buying anything nice. They share filthy sexy stories, a twist on Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut, mind-blowing new Top Dog audio and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Okt 20161h 24min

The Mommy Dome is a hot bed of hot topics on this episode. Christina and Tom discuss Nate Dogg's prolific career, brown talk, the most disgusting cookbook ever, Real Talk about Mob Wives, KC BBQ, the history of "KingFish", a new Mommy sing-a-long song, and more! Jeans up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Okt 20161h 5min

How high are your jeans today? The mommies talk more hip-hop, how terrible Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj are, the Saints bounty audio, possible album titles for Tom, penis size, weird vaginas, and an exclusive interview with "Mamita" (Tom's mom) all about Top Dog!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Okt 20161h 18min

Buckle up! Tina gives Tom and you a lesson in Goth music (good for doing heroin). Tom's birthday was celebrated with great food and an inapporpriate gesture in a restaurant, but Christina has been pushing the etiquette envelope a LOT lately (with her finger). A double-dose of Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut, we express our wavering love to our listeners, dental update, Mamita audio and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Okt 20161h 10min