Has The False Nine Debate Gone TOO FAR?

After some deliberation about the name of this episode you'll hear exactly what happens at a football club as soon as the final whistle is blown at the last game of the season. Crouchy discusses pool bombing with team mates, the role of Wayne Lineker and compares Erling Haaland's gifts to Freddos. Chris brings some 'Mayo Housery' to our attention and there is new competition for JLo around who could perform the Laout song. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 Juni 202249min

After being relegated three times during his career, Peter Crouch details what happens to a club that can't beat the drop. From detailing when players realise they are in a battle to discussing how things go badly wrong, you'll hear what goes on behind the scenes at struggling teams. Plus there's a request for Jennifer Lopez, an important update from BrewDog about the Laout and a potential new podcast catchphrase. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Maj 202249min

Former Chelsea and England midfielder Joe Cole discusses how to win an argument with Jose Mourinho, the under rated art of 'charging' and racks his brains with Crouchy to work out which managers he'd take on a lads holiday. The boys get stuck into some BrewDog beers for the Laout taste-test and we try and help a listener sell something that's even bigger than that printer from the last episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Maj 202252min

The pod's fascination with goalkeepers continues with Crouchy's old team mate. The former England number one discusses modelling in his pants at a petrol station, how the camaraderie developed within international squads in the 90s and reveals how much he loves stats - Dave is in his element. Chris provides the first listener advert and there's an update from the BrewDog Beer Wizard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Maj 202253min

Arsenal's number one joins the podcast to discuss all of the important things: Draught excluders, bedtime routines for PL managers and examples of the finest Housery. Plus Aaron details how goalkeepers' influence on a team's style of play is growing, him and Dave strike up a friendship over a laptop and stats and there's an update on the Laout, the fantasy football forfeit and Chris' foot massager. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4 Maj 202248min

The Premier League's greatest goalscorer follows through on his promise to help Crouchy out whilst he's on holiday. The two ruthless forwards discuss whether Alan's record will be hunted down successfully by Harry Kane, reveal when 'Eggy Boff' can go wrong and discover which former Manchester United midfielder had a large intimate image of themselves in their own bathroom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 Apr 202247min

Crouchy has taken himself on holiday for the start of the series but still wanted to deliver a podcast so expect an update and resolution for the admin cock-up, a listener's wonderful tribute to Mike Dean and the results of the big 'Crouchy Giveaway' which does have some strings attached for two lucky listeners. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Apr 202244min

Before Crouchy and Chris crack on with the new series, the boys wanted to say farewell to Tom in the only way they knew how. We believe this is (probably) the first podcast circumcision as we mark Tom 'Foreskin's' withdrawal from the pod. Expect some behind the scenes revelations from Kensington Palace, more accents and foreign languages from Crouchy and a very special singalong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Apr 202237min