
â ïž âPortnoyâs piratesâ â Barstoolâs $1 buyback. WeWorkâs worth $0. Cannabisâ beer-quisition.
Dave Portnoy sold Barstool Sports to a gambling company for $550M, but just allegedly got it back for free â Because pirates donât wear ties. WeWork just warned Wall Street that it might go bankrupt â...
10 Aug 202318min

đ âThe Miracle Drug*â â Wegovy weight loss surprise. MrBeastâs $100M burger lawsuit. Wind Turbinesâ falling fiasco.
The maker of trending weight loss drug Wegovy just discovered it reduces heart disease too â Itâs a miracle drug, but only if your insurance approves it. MrBeast isnât just the biggest YouTuber on ear...
9 Aug 202318min

đ âThe Mac-12 Conferenceâ â Apple + Pac-12 = Mac-12. Zoomâs anti-zoom policy. Warren Buffettâs best quarter yet
The legendary Pac-12 college athletic conference is on the verge of collapse, so we have a crazy solution to propose â Partner with Apple to turn the âPac-12â into the âMac-12.â Zoom just announced th...
8 Aug 202319min

đ âThe Duchess of Dupesâ â Elf Beautyâs dupe dominance. Airlines domestic discount. Robo-taxiâs baseball play.
Elf Beauty is a top 10 stock of the past 5 years â Because Elf has legitimized the Dupe. Thereâs 1 part of travel thatâs actually cheaper right now: Domestic Flights â Thanks to a surge in travel to E...
7 Aug 202322min

đđ âWhole Foods lost my seabassâ â Amazonâs Achilles Heel. The Recessionâs been canceled. Starbucksâ Chinese mission.
Amazon just announced stellar earnings, sending the stock to a 1-year high â But Amazonâs Achilles Heel is your grocery order. Bank of America will stop saying âRecessionâ because the economy is far f...
4 Aug 202320min

đ„± âI dream of Pikachuâ â Pokemon Sleepâs Humblebrag. KFCâs nugget nuance. The Strip Mallâs real estate resurgence.
Pokemon Sleep is soaring to the top of the App Store by gamifying your slumber â But its growth hack is the humblebrag. KFC sales surged 19% last quarter thanks to the debut of their chicken nugget â ...
3 Aug 202318min

𩎠âStilettos or Furkenstocks?â â Birkenstocksâ comfy IPO. Bed Bath & Beyondâs resurrection. Big Oilâs electric slide.
Birkenstock just enjoyed a Barbie bump and is reportedly planning to IPO as soon as September â Because Birkenstock is a Cinderella story⊠literally. Big Oil is quietly making a major pivot â From oil...
2 Aug 202319min

âïž âReal Housewives of Plutoâ â NASA+ streaming. Jeepâs bummer summer. SoFiâs Jon Snow CEO.
NASA is joining the streaming wars with NASA+ â Because to win wallets & dimes, youâve first got to win hearts & minds. Jeep sales have dropped for 8-straight quarters â Because what SUV to buy is a z...
1 Aug 202320min






















