Chili's IS the Most Mediocre Restaurant in America

Chili's IS the Most Mediocre Restaurant in America

🌶️ Chili's IS the Most Mediocre Restaurant in America (Part 2) 🌶️

After 100 restaurant reviews, this was it. Chili's officially earned the perfect 5.00 out of 10, making it the most mediocre restaurant in America — the ultimate point of comparison for every meal to come. In this episode, I'm joined by returning guest VyVy Nguyen as we review the Encino location in full detail. From booth battles and dry wings to nostalgic chips and a molten dessert that hides its magic in the middle, we break down the exact moment Chili's became the standard of mid.

🍔 The Sliders That Carried the Triple Dipper
🌽 Corn Is Good: A Re-Discovering
🔥 Nashville Hot Wings That Were Neither Hot nor Wet
🚽 Surprisingly Clean Saturday Night Bathroom
🌶️ Booths Designed for a Quiet Turf War
😑 The Most Just-There Fries You've Ever Had
🎂 A Birthday Song False Start for the Ages

RAP MUSIC VIDEO DEBUT toward the end of the episode: "I Want My Baby Back"

💬 COMMENT BELOW: Is Chili's your go-to for a safe, middle-of-the-road meal? Or has it slipped into soggy nostalgia?

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Patreon Producers: Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

👉 NEXT WEEK: A new chapter begins. The Chili's Test is born. First up: Papa Johns. 🍕

"I Want My Baby Back"
Written & Performed by Michael Ornelas featuring VyVy Nguyen
Produced by Fresh Kils & Myer Clarity
Mixed & Mastered by Fresh Kils
Video Shot & Edited by Steven Zurita

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The Haunting of The Old Spaghetti Factory

The Haunting of The Old Spaghetti Factory

Michael & Garrett review The Old Spaghetti Factory The most mediocre dinner so far takes a sharp turn when the boys discover the place is super haunted An interview with special guest, Paranormal Investigator/Psychic/Author Jeff Dwyer Michael raises some eyebrows when the You Must Bowl forces him to bring a pineapple to dinner and insist it's his son Michael & Garrett tell you all about why they nicknamed the guy sitting across from them "Milk Steve the Cream Lord" JUB offers to bust ghosts 7 year-old Julian reviews the kids menu in this week's Munchkin Menu Musings Will Michael go 3-0 against Garrett in The Headline Game? Get our 5 Survival Tips for Casual Dining at www.finediningpodcast.com! Send us your Old Spaghetti Factory stories at finediningpodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on TikTok and Instagram @finediningpodcast Let us know where we should go next by leaving us a 5-star review on iTunes. We read every one! The Search Continues: next time on Fine Dining we dine at Island's Fine Burgers & Drinks! If you have ever worked for Island's and have a story to share, or if you'd like us to hear your child's review of the Island's kids' menu, send it to finediningpodcast@gmail.com.

19 Okt 20221h 2min

Why Garrett Will Never Return to Buffalo Wild Wings

Why Garrett Will Never Return to Buffalo Wild Wings

Michael & Garrett review Buffalo Wild Wings A ceiling leak rains on the boys' parade The atmosphere almost gives Garrett a panic attack The security feed lets the boys know THEY'RE BEING WATCHED Garrett sets his mouth on fire JUB is back with a brand new business Michael writes and performs B-Dubs's unofficial corporate birthday song Get our 5 Survival Tips for Casual Dining at www.finediningpodcast.com! Send us your Buffalo Wild Wings stories at finediningpodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on TikTok and Instagram @finediningpodcast Let us know where we should go next by leaving us a 5-star review on iTunes. We read every one! The Search Continues: next time on Fine Dining we dine at The Old Spaghetti Factory!

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We Found the Greatest Server in the World at Outback Steakhouse

We Found the Greatest Server in the World at Outback Steakhouse

Michael & Garrett review Outback Steakhouse The boys bow to the greatness of the perfect appetizer JUB will punch your lights out Michael & Garrett are mistaken for corporate quality control/private shoppers as management rolls out the red carpet 9 year-old Miles reviews the kids menu Michael issues an apology to Anthony Anderson's brother A former Outback employee remembers the time a couple got 5 orders of the Aussie Cheese Fries Michael challenges Garrett to The Headline Game Get our 5 Survival Tips for Casual Dining at www.finediningpodcast.com! Send us your Outback Steakhouse stories at finediningpodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on TikTok and Instagram @finediningpodcast Let us know where we should go next by leaving us a 5-star review on iTunes. We read every one! The Search Continues: next time on Fine Dining we dine at Buffalo Wild Wings!

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