I FORCED MARTIAL LAW! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories
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I FORCED MARTIAL LAW! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories

r TIFU Dropped a mug of peas in an empty office while I was an intern and they went under every single office door, thereby creating a massive security emergency and office-wide mystery that no one has cracked. I am playing a dangerous game. Bought a fridge that's physically impossible to get into my apartment, now I'm the building's unofficial hallway appliance dealer and my ego is in shambles. Tried to surprise my girlfriend with a relaxing night — ended up flooding the bathroom, burning the food, and nearly setting off the fire alarm. Thoughtful turned terrifying. Thought I saw my wife walking our dog. Shouted “I love you” from the car. It was her boss. Now I’m banned from pickup duty. TIFU by causing a sixth-grade field trip to have a traumatic bathroom experience TIFU by chugging street coffee like an idiot. TIFU by sending my coworker into an existential spiral with a dumb ChatGPT prompt list TIFU by burning chocolate chips in the microwave, and then clogging the toilet with the burnt mass of chocolate TIFU by getting WD-40 all over the concrete at work Took an edible. Accidentally ordered 500 chicken nuggets. Threw an impromptu block party. Doctor told me to take my pants off. I said “you too.” I want to die. Bought a realistic raccoon plush. My mom thought it was real. Cops got involved. My emotional support raccoon is now in custody.

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r/EntitledParents | HELP! MY FATHER IN LAW IS A CREEP! - rSlash Storytime

r/EntitledParents | HELP! MY FATHER IN LAW IS A CREEP! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Karen chases us with a car Mom just gets mad at me every day now. How dare you kick me out? I'm a Naval Commander's wife! Entitled mum and daughter angry that I couldn’t mind read. Creepy Father in law Parent wants to buy lost toy, then insists on taking it instead Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Nov 202115min

r/NuclearRevenge | HOMOPHOBIC to my DAUGHTER?!? - rSlash Storytime

r/NuclearRevenge | HOMOPHOBIC to my DAUGHTER?!? - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Do Not mess with my family, I will destroy you.. A homophobe insulted my daughter, I may have ended his marriage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Nov 202116min

r/MaliciousCompliance | JUST WRITE EXACTLY WHAT I SAY!! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | JUST WRITE EXACTLY WHAT I SAY!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Just write exactly what I say! Not eligible for petrol allowance at your level...fine HOA didn’t like the 3 inches of our tree on the sidewalk Work on this music knowing there will be many problems down the road? Ok.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Nov 202115min

r/ProRevenge | Don't buy me lunch? I WILL STEAL YOUR MONEY! - rSlash Storytime

r/ProRevenge | Don't buy me lunch? I WILL STEAL YOUR MONEY! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where I got fired but you cleaned the bathroom. You don't like your boyfriend seeing me bra-less in the dorm? Then he won't! Borrowed video game and never returned? Have some library books. Keep trying to bust open the door to a very obviously occupied single toilet restroom and I'll hide the toilet paper. Elevator etiquette Classic toilet paper situation Don't pay me for lunch? I'll take the money myself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Nov 202115min

r/MaliciousCompliance | Want an A+? Make it LONGER - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | Want an A+? Make it LONGER - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where I want it as black as your shirt. Use a template for fowarding tickets? No problem! “Your assignment isn’t long enough. describe your thinking process.” "You can use extension cords." Sure, you can ask me to do that again. No worries, I got you covered! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Nov 202117min

r/AITA | YOU CAN'T COME TO MY SONS BIRTHDAY PARTY!! - rSlash Storytime

r/AITA | YOU CAN'T COME TO MY SONS BIRTHDAY PARTY!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA For not wanting to go to my sister's wedding? ITA for not wanting my sons bully to attend his birthday party? AITA for getting frustrated with my boyfriend for implying I don't deserve to make the money I make? AITA for purposely avoiding having breakfast with my husband and demanding to know why he was still home? AITA for telling my fiancee I am not willing to lie about how we met to her family and friends? AITA for getting mad at my mom for refusing to let my wife host a single holiday? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Nov 202116min

r/IDontWorkHereLady | KAREN got ME a JOB?! - rSlash Storytime

r/IDontWorkHereLady | KAREN got ME a JOB?! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Got asked by a stranger to help them pick out a laptop. While a manager without my knowledge allows the situation to unfold, as he apparently is impressed by my ability to help customers. Get informally offered a job after dramatic situation with difficult Karen spins a bit out of control, and gets diffused by same manager that knew exactly what happened. It was me, I was the 'Lady', and it's time I confessed Why would you call a neighbouring store??The Religious Event I Don't Work for Ralph's? NVM I guess I do.All I Need Is A F-ing Beer!! I actually worked there I was the derp this time at a hardware store! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Nov 202115min

r/MaliciousCompliance | I AM NOT WEARING A SEE THROUGH SHIRT!! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | I AM NOT WEARING A SEE THROUGH SHIRT!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where My sister told me to write a list. You asked for a secure fence, we gave you a secure fence. We both have a right to possess the whole? Don’t mind if I do! You want me to wear a see-thru shirt? Gladly! I helped in an area, then got blamed by a manger who messed up. Owner figured it out and fired them. I passed the class and graduated, and I’ve now got a pretty decent career on my field. As far as I’m aware she’s still at the call centre. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

16 Nov 202116min

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