r/Choosingbeggars Now Hiring: Full-time Slave

r/Choosingbeggars Are you looking for a job? Well I've got an exciting job opportunity for you! You can become a full-time live in s** slave for a barely livable wage! This choosing beggar wants a hot and submissive girl who will do secretary work, clean his house, and perform plenty of "other duties" if you know what I mean. What are you waiting for? Apply today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Aug 202116min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's story, we've got a customer who's so angry that he won't even let OP walk to the front of the check-out line to open a register. The guy screams at OP to go to the back of the line even though OP works there. That thread turns into a conversation about the horrors of working retail during Black Friday, and how one person almost got stabbed over a $50 CD player. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit stories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Aug 202117min

r/Entitledparents OP works at a hospital, and he also happens to have a prosthetic ear. When goes in to treat a child patient, the kid's mother notices OP's prosthetic ear and actually gasps. She's so horrified by the ear that she demands that OP remove it because it's scaring her kid! OP refuses, and then the father starts grilling OP because the father assumes that OP is mentally disabled and has no business working as a medical professional. Can you imagine demanding that someone else remove their body part? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Aug 202117min

r/F-youkaren I'm trying out a new subreddit today that has really grown in popularity lately! This subreddit is all about the worst that Karens have to offer, with their entitlement, screaming at customer service workers, and just all-around douchiness. I had to use my normal voice on a lot of these posts because I was afraid of hurting my vocal cords, lol. Using the Karen voice for 20 minutes nonstop would be like toying with the dark arts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31 Juli 202122min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a toxic employer who doesn't want to pay OP's government-mandated fees. The employer is supposed to pay into OP's retirement fund, but it turns out that the boss is stiffing OP. The boss throws out a smug, "If you don't like, it report it to the authorities." So, that's exactly what OP does! He reports the boss to the government authority for tax evasion, and the government immediately starts breathing down the boss's next. Be careful what you wish for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Juli 202116min

r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP is a black man attending a work event at a restaurant with his colleagues. He is very clearly a member of the party and not a restaurant worker, but that doesn't stop a Karen from handing him her keys and demanding that he go get her car. OP tries to politely explain that he's not part of the valet service, which prompts the Karen to call OP the worst thing you can call a black woman. I really wish OP had thrown her keys in the gutter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Juli 202115min

r/Prorevenge OP was born with a severe medical condition that requires her to undergo extensive surgery on her leg. The doctor ordered the school to give OP elevator access, but the school pretty much just ignored that demand, leaving OP to miss lunches. One day, OP gets tired of missing lunches so she tries to take the stairs... and actually falls down the stairs! OP and her parents sue the school into oblivion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Juli 202121min

r/AmITheA**hole OP's brother is a 16 year-old young man who asks his parents to help him buy a car. It's a reasonable request -- after all, OP is 20-year-old woman and their parents helped buy her a car. They finally agree and OP's brother pools his money with his parents so they can go buy him a nice car. But instead of buying the brother a car, they buy themselves a new car -- using the brother's money! The brother is absolutely devastated and calls the parents out for their incredibly selfish behavior. Who do you think the butthole is here? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Juli 202118min