r/Maliciouscompliance Teacher: ARE YOU LISTENING? Student: I'm Deaf
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a hearing-impaired student in a music class with a stuck-up teacher. The battery in OP's hearing aid dies, so he raises his hand to ask his teacher for permission to go get more batteries. The teacher shuts him down, which means OP can't hear a single thing going on for the entire class. Eventually, the teacher hits him with "ARE YOU LISTENING?" and OP can honestly respond, "Nope!" Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23 Feb 202219min
r/AmITheA**hole for Accidentally Giving My Cousin $50,000?
r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a tradition with his family where he gives them lottery tickets every Christmas. This year, his cousin's ticket was a winner and he won an whopping $50,000. As soon as OP's wife found out about this, she immediately told OP to ask for the winning ticket back, saying that they need $50,000 more than the cousin does. OP refuses, so she calls flips out and gives him the silent treatment as punishment. Is OP the butthole here? Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22 Feb 202219min
r/Maliciouscompliance Karen Tried to Quit to get a Raise... So I Let Her!
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works with a toxic Karen who is terrible at her job. A new high-level director comes into the organization and immediately realizes that Karen is dead weight. Karen becomes enraged, and turns in her letter of resignation as a threat to try to get what she wants. However, the new boss HAPPILY accepts the resignation letter, and refuses to allow Karen to change her mind. You wanted to quit, Karen, so we're happy to see you go! Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21 Feb 202219min
r/Choosingbeggars INSANE Karen Wants Me to Make Her a Free Kid's Movie
r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have this bizarre, unhinged rant from a Karen. She goes on and on about how she wants to change the world by creating some sort of kid's book? Or kid's movie? Or kid's museum? It's not exactly clear because this lady is off her rocker. She expects OP to help her make a free movie/book/museum out of the goodness of his heart. OP tries to give her some constructive criticism, but this causes her to spiral even more. Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20 Feb 202222min
r/Entitledparents Karen Called the Cops Because I Saved her Daughter's Life!
r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP works at an ice cream parlor where scoops ice cream. One little girl asks for bubblegum flavor ice cream. OP warns her Karen mother that their bubblegum ice cream has real chunks of bubblegum in them, so its a choking hazard for young children. The Karen ignores OP's advice, which of course leads to the little girl almost choking to death. OP saves her with the Heimlich, and Karen calls the cops on him! WTF lady? Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19 Feb 202219min
r/Pettyrevenge I Became BFFs with My Boyfriend's Mistress
r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP was dating a boy for years until she found out that he was cheating on her! She started chatting with the other girl online, and the two bonded over trashing on their now ex-boyfriend. Pretty soon, they became bffs and started spending all of their time together. OP lost her boyfriend but gained a best friend! Now, the boyfriend has to endure constant ridicule from his two ex-lovers. Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18 Feb 202219min
r/AmITheA**hole My Date Thinks Girls Get Periods from their Butts
r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP went on a date with a guy who has some... interesting beliefs. He told OP that girls get periods from their butts. OP was shocked and asked if he was joking, and he said no. He actually tried to argue with her that she was wrong and he was right -- that women get butt periods. OP laughed at him, which led to him storming off and then breaking up with her. LOL WHAT? Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17 Feb 202220min
r/Askreddit What's The Worst You've Ever Been Cockblocked?
r/Askreddit Have you ever been cockblocked or beaver-dammed? This Reddit thread is filled with depressing, frustrating, and infuriating stories about the worst times that people have been SO CLOSE to the finish line, only to get shut down at the last moment. What about you? Do you have any stories to share about times when you *almost* sealed the deal, but got denied in the end? Share them in the comments! Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16 Feb 202218min
