Help There’s MAN PORRIDGE On My Flannel | And William Has Been Inspired By WETHERSPOONS
William is on a mission to ban queuing in pubs - and Jordan is outraged! The boys also discuss the BEST TV theme tunes of all time, whether it’s ever OK to use a spoon you’ve found in the bin, and the...
9 Dec 202549min
Weird Families, Gua Sha and Jordan’s Ad Agency | Plus Jordan's Been CHOMPING In Bed
It’s the opening day of Jordan’s Ad Agency, and the work is already flying in! Can Jordan come up with catchy marketing ideas for luxury dressing-gown belts, decorative shower mushrooms, and extra-lar...
5 Dec 202524min
Help My Dainty Knickers Are RUINED | And William And Jordan Get SLOSHED
The Christmas decorations in the Sexted studio are finally up (much to William’s utter dismay), and the festive vibes are STRONG. Jordan is busy deciding which meat he’d like in his mouth on Christmas...
2 Dec 202548min
Jordan Nearly Did WHAT With Jon Sopel | Plus William And Jordan Chat ICONIC Musicals
Some BIG questions are on the table this week. What’s the most iconic song in musical theatre? How smelly was Henry VIII? And what exactly did Jordan nearly do with Jon Sopel? All will be revealed! Th...
28 Nov 202530min
Help He’s Slanking In Bed | And Why FLATCEST Is A Bad Idea
William is finally ready to unveil the secret Sexted Christmas card design he’s been working on - and Jordan can’t decide whether to be angry or flattered. The boys also tackle a whole host of your mo...
25 Nov 202546min
William's Got A BRAND NEW Job | Plus Some CLASSIC Northern Parenting
William and Jordan catch up on a brimming inbox and postbag, with some classic Northern parenting quotes and outrageous tales from the wild world of PAs and EAs. William's also got some very strong op...
21 Nov 202531min
Help My Suitcase Is VIBRATING | And Jordan's toilet LOW POINT
After William gets a stern telling-off for indulging in a midday martini, Jordan reveals some toilet behaviour that might just mark his lowest point yet. The boys then tackle your dilemmas regarding h...
18 Nov 202546min
Jordan's REPLACED With AI | And Who Is More Of A GENTLEMAN
Jordan has made another demand (we think a theme is developing here) and this time it was for some AI contributions to see if his job is really under threat. So please welcome the newest member to tea...
14 Nov 202531min
