In the Porn Version
In the finale of Series 2, Spanish Flu comes to Downton. Sibyl and Brandson come to the family to confess their love, romances are solemnised and dashed in equal measure, and Thomas does his best. S...
28 Feb 20201h 10min
Some Kind of Sex Bathroom
In Series 2, Episode 7, the war is over. Robert takes over the title of The Most Emo, Sir Richard asks Anna to use her detective powers for evil, Matthew's life gets better and worse, and Sibyl and B...
16 Feb 20201h 20min
A Stroll and Roll
In Series 2, Episode 6, Matthew and Daisy battle for the title of Most Emo alongside a star-studded guest cast of concepts: an impostor, the patriarchy, martyrdom, and the conceptual embodiment of Mat...
2 Feb 202055min
Please Look After This Bear
In Series 2, Episode 5, William is our bravest boy, and everybody is on their very best behaviour -- except Brandson and Vera. Mentioned: Blu Cantrell's "Hit ‘Em Up Style” Padington Many dick jokes Ba...
17 Jan 20201h 23min
So You're Telling Me There's a Chance
In series 2, episode 4 concerns are raised about the war breaking down social barriers, especially where Sybil is concerned; nobody believes that Mary and Matthew aren't in love; we see many sides of ...
3 Jan 20201h 21min
Bomb in the Soup
In Series 2, Episode 3, Downton is set up as a convalescent home and the wounded troops flood in. Edith finds a purpose, Brandson hatches a plan, and literally nobody can read a room. Mentioned: Trip...
22 Dec 20191h 14min
The Wrong Tweed
The war encroaches into Downton Abbey. A shellshocked valet enters as a newly called up William prepares to leave. Mary's new beau makes an impression, Mr Molesley tries to cut Mr Bates' lunch, and...
6 Dec 20191h 2min
