I Didn't Care About My Friends Book r/AmITheAsshole Reddit Stories

r amithejerk? where AITA because I told my wife I won’t go with her to drop off her kid anymore? AITA for refusing to change someone's baby's diaper? AITA for canceling my nephew's birthday party after my sister tried to bring more kids than agreed? AITA for Leaving a Bad Review After Paying $100+ for a Cake That Was Nothing Like What I Asked For? AITA for making my sick husband clean up his vomit? AITA for moving someone else's birthday cake out of reach of an entitled toddler? AITA for correctly guessing my friend's baby's hooked up? AITA? Vaping during pregnancy AITA for letting my sister hold my baby against our mother's wishes? AITA for telling a friend exactly why my wife and I wouldn't go on a trip with her. AITA for not taking down my yard flamingos after neighbors complained? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Maj 30min

r TIFU tried to be nice, ended up having a shower door explode in my hands while moving it. Immense regret. Estimates for a new one are around $1000… told my son what "aphrodisiac" means when it was mentioned on a show about oysters, and now he's grossed out and correctly guessed what my husband and I had in mind after dinner. be careful with your portion sizes or you’ll end up stuck to the toilet I yelled 'yo mama' in a corporate meeting today forgot i used a thong to tie up my hair and gave it to my friend without realizing. when listening to a video about film editing, I took off my glasses so I could fully immerse myself. Thought I saw a spec fly by and before I could realize what I was looking at I made 2 girls think I was looking at ones butt. I was right about the wasp though. TIFU by inviting my “allergic to water” neighbor into a freshly cleaned pool TIFU allowing the new girl to cut to my hair TIFU by accidentally stealing my brother’s eyebrows… forever. TIFU by eating the 4 Horseman Burger challenge from Man vs Food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Maj 29min

r TIFU TIFU by getting too high with my (adult) kid and getting the paramedics called on me Tried to steal fries. Turns out I paid and handed back a bag of fries that I paid for. The universe is funny like that. TIFU by asking my boyfriend for flowers TIFU by calling myself a puppy during a job interview TIFU by accidentally telling my landlord I broke before even fully moving in TIFU by not reading a recipe closely enough TIFU By stealing kills from my SIL resulting on ending the relationship with her and my Brother TIFU By forcing a gas station to shut down TIFU by freezing at the hair dresser and ended up with a colour I hate Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Maj 27min

r prorevenge where Old Balls Got Handed to Him You abandoned me, so I won't dance with you Real Estate Agent tested me after an international flight I guess It's a "penny" revenge Smoldering butts Keep your rat hands off my popsicle. You want me to sing? I’ll sing I'm wrong because you have a higher position? Get smacked. I tried to help us! Bank Customer stymied... I stole his ashes out of spite Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

7 Maj 31min

r TOMC where Texted my wife that I love her. Got back a thumbs up. Just don't know what to do with this. I broke up with my boyfriend after he gave me the silent treatment for four days because I said no to his friend moving into my apartment. My parents HOA is getting out of hand. I Found a Letter My Mom Wrote for Me... 10 Years After She Passed. My late husband's best friend confessed he’s been “waiting” for me… I feel confused, not flattered. I overheard my boyfriend mocking my autism. Now I’m ending things. He destroyed me after 7 years of loyalty( cheated on me 2 months postpartum- and now demands a “mutual” divorce for cash. I am CERTAIN my best friend/ former roommate was sabotaging me by adding a SIGNIFICANT amount of extra calories to my food. Here’s why. I just got the staff at my group home fired. My mom had an affair w/ a married man & now it’s catching up to her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

7 Maj 30min

r TOMC where My parents are harming my 5-year-old’s health and ignoring me. What should I do? What the Freak? I'm a Lesbian? My wife makes me feel worthless I finally cut off my mother after 27 years, and I don't feel guilty anymore. I hate my wife’s kid I walked up to a random guy and asked him to be my friend Best friend tried to take my place and thought she’d “win”. He gave her the same heck he gave me My brother and I are planning to go no contact with our mother Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Maj 31min

r prorevenge where Leave your trash cans out and see where they end up. Steal my seat? Deal with my toddler. You know you've messed up when kids start going to school during their break just out of spite. You want to make me do your work for you? Well, now you can't take your break. Small revenge on the road Make up your own rules? I’ll take it all the way to the top From five stars to jail bars. I threw my sister in jail. Rude Neighbor Don't Give My Wife the Sink Eye My best friends jerk neighbor Email freakery on ex boss Crazy lady made a bad joke now she has to live with the gear drops at 2am Don't insult a customer when you're doing tax evasion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Maj 31min

maliciouscompliance where Stop wasting ingredients! “Show up 30 minutes early.” Sure Dave, as long as you do too! No problems, just look in your textbook! Don't Put the Dishes Away! I stake my reputation on the fact we don’t need any extra staff! Break health and safety no problem and We don't work in the rain, excellent. She thought I was working that day. I was-just not at that store. Just work on this one board. "We don't pay extra time if it's under 15minutes" - Okay, I can make it work No phones during work? Sure, try to find me then Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Maj 28min