I Ate Too Much Broccoli... r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories

r TIFU TIFU by forgetting I was wearing wireless earbuds during a Teams meeting TIFU by getting my husband excited at the wrong time. TIFU by trying to impress a Bumble date - spent most of the time in the washroom TIFU by trusting my sober friend to drive my car TIFU by lying to restaurant staff about my grandma‘s ears TIFU by totally missing a girl flirting hard with me TIFU by calling out my coworker in a team meeting TIFU by having Siri call me “Master” TIFU by texting the Mom instead of the Dad TIFU by standing up too quickly TIFU by sending free product to influencers who just took my stuff and ran TIFU by playing tag with my 90-pound Akita ☠️🤕 TIFU by crashing my parents car into the our garage Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Juli 30min

r amithejerk? where AITA for wearing a two-piece bikini to my granddaughter's birthday pool party ? AITA for refusing to help my boyfriend's dying mother while planning a trip to Europe? AITA for not cooking breakfast for my niece and nephew? AITA Woman screeching all night during Post Malone concert and I told her to knock it off. AITA for refusing to go on a double honeymoon? AITA For Choosing to Go to My Grandfathers Funeral over my unborn daughter’s 20 week ultrasound? AITA for becoming a German citizen ,even if it made my friend call me a traitor? AITA for not volunteering to sleep on the floor even though my friends were hinting that I should? AITA for not cleaning my friends’ house after pet-sitting their cat for a week (for free)? AITA for expecting my husband to parent while being sick? AITA for breaking the "curfew" my flatmate set for me because I hang out with guy friends? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Juli 30min

r TOMC where I was happy when my ex got cheated on I told my daughter the truth about her father. Now she won't speak to me. My teacher who called me stupid in HS, was a patient of mine My adoptive family will not stop pressuring me to get DNA tested. Questioning whether or not to let my MIL hold our newborn again. I became a German citizen, and my friend called me a traitor I pretend to be okay with my husband’s family, but I honestly think they’re disgusting. I had to kick my brother out of my house because he wouldn’t stop pretending to be disabled Everyone in my life thinks I’m a successful musician. I actually make most of my money ghostwriting TikTok jingles. I asked a guy out at the gym and I'm completely mortified. I work in a plastic surgeon clinic and I wish I had some of our patients lives My ex who left me to marry his mum's choice has been telling people how miserable he is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Juli 30min

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling a woman to keep her comments to herself in an elevator? AITA for telling a girl she’s not coming to the bachelorette because she can’t afford it, after she kept changing her mind and having other people speak for her? AITA:My mother wants to take my infant daughters on an outta state trip, my wife n I said no AITA for telling my boyfriend that if he wants to understand what I'm talking about with my dog, he should learn the language? AITA for asking that my medical equipment be returned to me? AITA for starting my daughters b-day party when my parents had not arrived? AITA For correcting teens behavior at a public pool? AITA for asking my neighbor to stop using my driveway to park their car? AITA for “disrespecting boundaries” because my nieces and nephews call me Mama. AITA for yelling at my husband when he "got revenge"? AITA for telling my sister to take accountability or leave me alone? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 Juli 30min

r TOMC where I moved to Italy for 6 months and am more miserable than ever My girlfriend basically saved my life I finally told my wife I found out about her secret. My friend keeps using her religion to justify her entitlement and odd behavior, and I'm tired of her. My young niece didn't know what AIDS was and that brought me to tears I don't feel sorry that she's miserable now. Medical complex child Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 Juli 27min

r prorevenge where My grandmother is “subtly” transphobic, so I’m going all out Sure. I'll help pack up. My roommate kept stealing my oat milk. So I switched it with watered-down mayo juice. A future lawyer’s petty revenge on a tenant Group project revenge My competitive friend was always insulting my wine, so I tricked him into sampling and insulting his own. Some guy parked across 3 handicap spots and left his windows open. Dog Poop Turned the tables on a scamming plumber Seller had my cousin and I drive an hour for a sale, cancels sale. I made seller drive 2 hours for nothing and cousin ends up winning big time. Accuse me of theft? Ill just follow the rules. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Juni 31min

maliciouscompliance where Food stamps caseworker blues Was told i required a doctor’s note after taking sick time. Manger told me to no longer h have my register swapped when its "full." Ok bet! Penny wise, Pound foolish If Larry Likes You, You're Good! It’s on the house! You want me to tell people about our + service AND set it up for them? Bet. Bartending Spill Sheet Can't Drink Water in Plain Sight with a 110 Degree Heat Index Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Juni 27min

maliciouscompliance where 9yo son going to sleep My customer was always asking for a discount Hire Her, No Matter What. As you wish. Needs More Lemons? Alright Then. Want ambulances to travel faster than the speed of light? No. Raise denied for not working overtime Yes Sir You're the Lawyer Sir Every communication with the customer needs to be logged? You got it! He refused to go shopping for dress clothes, so he ended up in my old suit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

29 Juni 30min