I Wore My Brother's Girlfriends Bra... r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime TIFU by repeatedly poisoning myself with cyanide. TIFU by accidentally convincing my Korean neighbors I was in a cult worshipping tuna TIFU telling my friend I cry while going to the bathroom TIFU by forgetting my stroller was empty TIFU by eating before a flight TIFU by ordering "gluten free" from a new restaurant. It was decidedly not gluten free TIFU helping a girl relax TIFUpdate: helping a girl relax TIFU by being late to my first date EVER. TIFU by accidentally making myself important at the new office TIFU by trying to protect my hair for bedtime TIFU by using a steamer iron WHILE i was wearing the cloth and burnt myself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 Aug 27min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Camping revenge So you wanna be homophobic? Here, have a cookie. This arrogant client that I keep asking for his ID Power-tripping receptionist gets no candy Insulting me won't get your windows cleaned Won't stop texting in the movie? It must be more interesting! A Marine military police tried to wrongfully give my dad a speeding ticket, but my dad got his revenge. Taco Bell Profanity Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 Aug 30min

r amithejerk? where AITA for laughing when my wife fell and pooped her pants because I thought it was a prank ? AITA for refusing to help a coworker after remembering how she embarrassed me in front of our boss AITA for telling my youngest daughter she may not post a video of me having a hot flash ? AITA for including all three of my mom's husbands in my child's family tree project? AITA for getting my colleague in trouble for calling me his work wife? AITA for calling out my cousin when she tried to blame her body odor on me ? AITA for not helping my father's former maid find a new employer? AITA being mad at my parents for filling a missing persons report after I was gone for an hour? AITA for demanding my kids back immediately after my parents left them with "strangers" at a campground without telling me? AITA for rearranging the seats at my daughter’s class get together because I didn’t want a reoccurrence of an accident that happend the last time with some kids been left out AITA? Son's gf's mom borrowed our car, brought it back empty. I told ds never to do that if you borrow a car. He told gf I said her mom was rude. Who is the AH? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Aug 27min

maliciouscompliance where Roommate broke my can opener, so I bought a new one that I knew I could figure out how to use. I'm not a painter, but you want me to paint some equipment. Ok! He told me to do the timesheet and send to payroll so I did. Payroll were baffled. Site super demands our tools are "properly organized". So we followed his exact instructions. Be careful what you ask for. Grandma cares You want soldiers to fight you? Ok Don’t ask me to wear a collared shirt at 9pm for the following morning and not expect a surprise Only Phone Calls Matter. You Get What You Asked For! :) Just a nice little walk... Sure, Love it Auto repair shop exceeded my maximum price quote Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Aug 27min

r amithejerk? where AITA if I gave my best friends kids a different lifechanging amount of money? AITA - Tore down a road memorial on my property AITA- I called my sis SHADY for trying to sell a television that was still mounted to my wall - on marketplace. AITA for refusing to stay at my fiance's parents house for 4 days after our wedding AITA For going on a motorcycle trip with my friends instead of my daughters wedding? AITA for calling my sister's roommate a dumb bench ? AITA for lying to my gf about the time we're supposed to arrive for an event? AITA for only getting pictures of my adopted daughter AITA for correcting my MIL at a family gathering that she didn't recommend my daughter's name, it was my favorite name? AITA for telling my husband to grow up and learn to be a father AITA for not taking my 7 month old daughter to my wife's weekend job? AITA for secretly paying my sibling’s rent after they publicly shamed me, and now my parents think I’m enabling them? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Aug 29min

r prorevenge where She NEEDED McDonald's Won't finish her tattoo Inadvertent petty revenge My(20M) girlfriend’s(21F) best friend called me broke, then asked my girlfriend to pay for her trip Park like a-hole get boxed in like an a-hole Maybe a little more than "petty" revenge? My cousin's bio dad wants to "connect" with him after over 20 years. Don’t be a rude eBay seller You get what you give Told rude lady we couldn’t accept Canadian coin Texting Grandma Woman takes revenge against car dealership Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Aug 30min

maliciouscompliance where Want pictures of all the transactions and deposits, you got it! working hours No OT no problem Customer complained I was "rude"; TL;DR at end You want me to stop answering the Phone? You Got It When the metric becomes the target (a cautionary tale on being careful what you measure) You want me to answer your office phone for you while I am working from home? Don't touch that valve! ....Ok! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Aug 29min

maliciouscompliance where If I don't like it, tell it to the news? I guess we're going to the news then (video evidence) Want your dogs to be off-leash in the park? It would be a shame if they escape! My sister said I had to let her borrow my clothes so I handed her the laundry basket. You want me to participate in Sunday School? Enjoy my extensive knowledge of your holy book. Seen and Not Heard Toddler Poop Cult Leaning into the 'no questions' policy Don't want to pay be for being on call? Ok I won't be Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

16 Aug 30min