MBMBaM 616: Professor Honey and the Bone Drones

You’ll get the sacred gems if you solve this riddle! One of the brothers always is funny, one of the brothers is always picking locks, and one of the brothers is a pirate cosplayer. Okay, they’re actually dragon-grilled mozzarella sticks, not gems. And we can’t actually guarantee you’ll get them, but you might! Maybe. If the dragon is willing to share.Suggested talking points: Subcutaneous Garage, More Toon Than Man, Free Giraffe Looks, Carrots on Pizza is an Affront to God, Trucknutz and GronkCenter for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

26 Maj 50min

It's everyone's favorite badass podcast featuring Arkansas Spike, Potato Dog, and The Wizard of Bikes. We've got all the cool news about Walton Goggins, advice about which Ghostbuster to marry, and a warning for the American Pontiff.Suggested talking points: Forty over Forty, Kill Kill Marry, Are Minions Smurfs Without Souls, Notice Me Goggins-SenpaiCenter for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

19 Maj 1h 1min

We’re here to give you that kick you need to roll out of bed and grab a steaming box of hot wet egg. But if a kick doesn’t work, maybe some spicy stolen salsa or getting stepped on by Joseph Gordon Levitt will do the trickSuggested talking points: The New New Monkees, Joseph Gordon Leverage, Fish Love Pokemon Cards, What Do You Think Verbatim Means?Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

12 Maj 54min

Grab your hat, we're off to the races for a six-day-long horse-stravaganza! This time, we give even BETTER advice on sneaky juggling, goose attacks, and masonic unicorn shakes that are definitely going to stain the interior of your car for the next decade.Suggested talking points: Temporal Pincer , Can I Cap Your Mo?, Vape Escape, Tapiopica Bubbles, Freaks for Goose ContentCenter for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

5 Maj 54min

Happy Easter – we’re pretty sure that’s canon! This year we’re celebrating with very specific spy training, celebrity-loaded sauce launch parties, and our continuing profound obsession with George Geef.Suggested talking points: Faith-Based Content, Is Young Sheldon Smarter Than Einstein?, The Muscles Need to Know It, Pickle-Blasted Flexibility, I Think A Lot About Brain StuffNational Immigration Project: https://nipnlg.org/

28 Apr 52min

Live from Raleigh, NC, we've got all sorts of stories you have never heard before, and maybe some that are a little bit more than what you wanted. Come hear about stealing trash without being judged, overly long nachos, awkward library encounters, and, of course, nuts both big and small.Suggested talking points: I Busted in Raleigh and All I Got was this Justin McElroy, A Treatise on Corndogs, Manic Pixie Bullshit, Trash Goblin, Nacho Engineers, Two Kids and a Normal Relationship with BatmanUkulele Nut: https://bit.ly/ukulelenutNational Immigration Project: https://nipnlg.org/

21 Apr 1h 12min

We’re diving into some deep scientific thoughts this week, asking and answering the really important questions. Like is a small wolf just a dog? How many pounds can an ostrich hold? How many Olympic swimmers can Justin name? And does pepperoni-flavored water make for a more luxurious pizza experience?Suggested talking points: Analog Fountains, Dire Wolves were Made to Taste Of Dire Wolves, Prince Muscleton, Professional In-The-Water People, Caviar BumpsNational Immigration Project: https://nipnlg.org/

14 Apr 52min

We’re dominating LIVE from the Dominion Energy Center in Richmond, VA. The audience is honking to win Travis’s money while we answer needling questions about belting showtunes, same birthdays, and invoking That Frasier Feeling™. Suggested talking points: Vatican 2.3, Business Penguin, New Ways to Make Untertainment, Martin Crane Impersonator Who Brings His own Chair, Crime TrailerNational Immigration Project: https://nipnlg.org/

7 Apr 1h 17min