"SHE'S TOO OVERWEIGHT"

"SHE'S TOO OVERWEIGHT"

The Big Show had a woman call to ask advice on how to tell her father-in-law’s new girlfriend, that she couldn’t be in the wedding pictures because she was too fat! There is a certain fur-covered van that’s on sale. Plus a woman uprooted her entire life for a job that wasn’t hers! That and more, right here on the Professionally Silly podcast! Let’s get silly! Pictures for this episode can be found on the podcast Instagram @itsprosilly. Call/text my Google voice number call/text 805-664-1828 and hear yourself on a podcast episode!

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  1. “Boom Bap Flick” by Quincas Moreira
  2. “The Truth” by Anno Domini Beats
  3. “Sunny Days” by Anno Domini Beats
  4. “Soulicious” by Dyalla

~THE BERT SHOW

Monday, December 11th Part One

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6D5vPVEuDr2DEZlilCaoIU?si=8ZdDa6oERh-153OSTQipjQ

Monday, December 11th Part Two

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7mHQMUNtdeHwoD71C5LXWy?si=c1b2RWQcRVuztpkI08dgsw

She’s too overweight

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5QL5HlJ9FOMhLH8sQvYoX1?si=uVOE-oi1Q9Owdq_iEZXGEw

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