The Bottled Formula To Not Being A Needy B*tch

Why the f*ck do we go from 0-100 so fast when we meet someone we like? We reveal how to play it in a relationship, so they don’t think you’re a needy b*tch. And just wait, you'll be screaming 'Yes, that's me!' all the way through this episode. Because let’s be honest, we all love to pretend we’re chilled out as f*ck, but the reality is… we will literally murder you if you leave the house without permission. Also...

• How the biggest red flag ever is when guys say ‘you’re not like other girls’, but on the inside you know you really, really are.
• Getting attached really fast, then getting needy & expectant isn’t love, it’s infatuation.
• How being unhinged, anxious, tired, insecure and neurotic is a recipe to scare off the future love of your life, quick stat.
• Why you should never show your true colours until month 6 when they’re romantically locked in & seen your pussy.
• Always, always let the guy lower the tone first.
• Why if you’re going to tolerate sh*t once, trust us, you’ll be tolerating it another 100 times.
• Being honest straight away about who you are. It’s way better to be you from day one. (Just don’t take it too far by oversharing too much and scaring the sh*t out of them).
• How there’s also such a thing as reigning it in too much on a first date, and playing it ‘too’ cool.
• Setting expectations about what you’ll actually tolerate from a relationship, early on.
• Why you should never change your plans or negotiate them based on the fact that you’re worrying about when he’s going to be free. Let him follow suit and book sh*t for when you’re busy, not the other way around.
• We’ve all been in bad relationships & project that sh*t into our next one… which is dumb & unfair. But how do we stop doing that?
• Figuring out that blurred line between whether it’s your ex’s ghost projecting onto your current relationship, or it’s just your current partner being a c*nt.
• How men love to make us feel like psychopaths for wanting the most simple things. How stupid of us to trust them to do what they say they’re going to do, right?! All guys downplay stuff so you think it’s all in your head, you’re not alone.
• Choosing your fights wisely.

Bonus Tidbits:

• How Baby G used to rub it when she was a child.
• China went on a date the night before recording this podcast as research, you’re welcome.
• Head to 47:50 for Baby G’s most profound advice yet.