Subaru Spirit Animals

Dave is back from the Diode Dynamics event and is excited to share

We find out our Subaru Spirit Animals

And we look for the disappearing Group A LegacysSubaru

Spirit Animals — Which One Guides Your AWD Destiny? 1. The Boost Badger – Small but loud, aggressive when provoked, and will absolutely pop and crackle at you for no reason. Lives for tunnels.

2. The Roof Rack Raccoon – Hoards gear on top of the car like shiny trash. May never use it, but will die defending it and it's usage.

3. The Rally Rooster – Struts around like a WRC champion, crowing at sunrise during cold starts. Never misses an opportunity to be heard.

4. The Cargo Area Corgi – Loves the outdoors, sheds relentlessly, and somehow always leaves paw prints on the windows.

5. The Maintenance Sloth – Moves slowly toward necessary repairs, often years after they should. Somehow still survives.

6. The Parts Possum – Collects parts in secret and hides them away “for later.” Later never comes.

7. The Snow Leopard – Graceful and powerful… but only appears when it’s snowing or icy. Completely vanishes in summer.

8. The Exhaust Peacock – Displays a loud, flashy exhaust note to attract attention, often accompanied by excessive revving.

9. The Sticker Salamander – Bright, colorful, and covered in markings. Lives happily in damp hatchback environments.

10. The Check Engine Chameleon – Adapts to whatever error code appears that day. Can clear codes faster than a dealership.

11. The MPG Unicorn – Claims impossible fuel economy numbers no one has ever verified. Possibly mythical.

12. The Rally Ram – Headbutts life’s obstacles at full throttle. Grocery runs are timed stages.

13. The Dealer Deer – Easily startled by dashboard lights, instinctively bolts toward the dealership.

14. The Forecast Falcon – Eyes the horizon for storms to justify AWD adventures. Frequently wrong, always enthusiastic.