NEVER TELL YOUR CO-WORKERS HOW MUCH YOU MAKE! r/TIFU - Reddit Stories

maliciouscompliance where Don’t annoy me and ask for a five star rating Just act normal around my friends.” Alright Bucking a software trend in 1980 Go To Bed? Okay. Want your contract upheld? Okay. Bottled water Bananas Cold as ice. Employees are not allowed to leave the break room on their break... Whatever. Mom: Hurry up and drive me to work! Me: *drives like Baby Driver* You autorized it. You take the fall. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

8 Apr 29min

r prorevenge where How I finally got my cheating ex-boyfriend to stop drunk dialing me Won't let me go home sick? I'll see you in 30 days when I pick up my cancer meds Tell me you won't renew my contract on my birthday? I'll 'hack' your soda machine. Cause an accident because you’re too special to wait in line? That’s cool, I’ll be a witness for the other driver’s insurance. My event manager harasses all her teammates, I humiliated her when she was on stage I gift wrapped my soon to be ex-sister-in-law's vagisil as a valuable My fourth grade teacher called me “the devil” so I proved her right Bullied for my oily, greasy hair in high school. Now sent my bully (an adult) the same oil kit for his receding hairline with a note - "better oily than bald". Throw your purse on my feet so you can have more for your oversized carry-on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

7 Apr 31min

maliciouscompliance where On the receiving end by private individual Malicious compliance in response to weaponized incompetence Do It Your Way? Okay. Fiscal responsibility - all right then Public Sector Employee With Questionable Bosses Want updates for every single thing? Ok. No Problem! “we just followed the rules» Not allowed in the kitchen? Ok. I will work on THAT Saturday YOU put me on the roster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

7 Apr 28min

Good luck finding it. Tax refund revenge I hope the flowers cheer you up! Snowmageddon Revenge Talk down to me and disrespect me in public 😤 Neighbor poisoned my cats, It got personal Snoop to find salaries? I'll post them for everyone. Drunken Dad Was Not Ready For My Response you wanna gatekeep the grill? i’ll smoke you with a smirk Someone kept hitting their car door into my car while I was in it, so I returned the favor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Apr 30min

r amithejerk? where AITA for feeding my daughters soft ball team “junk” at our sleepover AITAH for refusing to drive if my wife is in the car? AITA for cutting off all personal communication with my ex and only allowing co-parenting contact through a court app? AITAH for telling my wife her homophobic family can’t stay with us AITA for yelling at a mom and her kid to get out of my home? AITA? Daughter broke down because we said no to the college she wanted WIBTA if I refused to give up a water fountain the previous homeowners abandoned 4 years ago? AITA for sending my kids to their dad instead of implement his decisions myself? AITA for telling my kids mom that her husband can’t have my kids while she’s deployed? AITA for being frustrated that my roommate last minute said "uhm I don't want anyone to drink to night" and then angrily went to his room? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4 Apr 24min

r TIFU TIFU by making my girlfriend think I was cheating on her (when I was actually planning a surprise) TIFU by joking about decompression chambers for 10+ years TIFU by giving my friends “twice-baked brownies” TIFU by sending the worst possible accidental text to my boss TIFU by getting Bali belly (which could’ve been avoided if we weren’t so stupid) TIFU by thinking I was dead after getting my shot and causing a McDonald's worker to think I was insane TIFU by finding out I’m not truly a girls girl TIFU by accidentally congratulating an NBA player on the loss of their child. TIFU by forgetting my dentist appointment... and somehow making it worse. TIFU by Withholding My Entire Paycheck in Federal Taxes TIFU by falling for a scam TIFU by laughing at my date for being a mime and having a dad who lives in Iraq TIFU I Bought a $300 Showerhead for the Trash Can TIFU by trying to hold my breath underwater like a pro and passing out in the bath while my kid watched TIFU by using dishwashing liquid for washing vegetables. It's dangerous. TIFU by ignoring a crackling headphone and blessing the bus with my taste in music. TIFU by giving my (21M) 8 year older sister a haircut while my parent's went on vacation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4 Apr 33min

r TIFU TIFU by making my girlfriend think I was cheating on her (when I was actually planning a surprise) TIFU by joking about decompression chambers for 10+ years TIFU by giving my friends “twice-baked brownies” TIFU by sending the worst possible accidental text to my boss TIFU by getting Bali belly (which could’ve been avoided if we weren’t so stupid) TIFU by thinking I was dead after getting my shot and causing a McDonald's worker to think I was insane TIFU by finding out I’m not truly a girls girl TIFU by accidentally congratulating an NBA player on the loss of their child. TIFU by forgetting my dentist appointment... and somehow making it worse. TIFU by Withholding My Entire Paycheck in Federal Taxes TIFU by falling for a scam TIFU by laughing at my date for being a mime and having a dad who lives in Iraq TIFU I Bought a $300 Showerhead for the Trash Can TIFU by trying to hold my breath underwater like a pro and passing out in the bath while my kid watched TIFU by using dishwashing liquid for washing vegetables. It's dangerous. TIFU by ignoring a crackling headphone and blessing the bus with my taste in music. TIFU by giving my (21M) 8 year older sister a haircut while my parent's went on vacation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Apr 29min

AITA for refusing and ungrateful to take a 1,000+ gift from my partner cause I’ll like cooking AITA for refusing to give up my bedroom for my niece and nephew? AITA for not opening the door to unannounced family visitors? AITA for refusing to move beds in a hostel in the middle of the night? AITA for telling off my Class President & refusing to cooperate because she enlisted me into a school event without my consent? AITA for telling a coworker about another coworker’s dietary restriction? AITA for not consulting my sister-in-law to schedule my wedding in 15 months? AITA for asking my neighbor to pay for damages his trampoline caused? AITA? I splurged and bought me something after my wife told me no. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Apr 31min