"What Happens When You Stop Reacting and Start Responding"

Emily wants to do something more interesting than getting married and wearing the proverbial white wedding dress. Weddings are overdone but masturbation isn't. Emily gets into the fun that is mutual masturbation-- the benefits, challenges, and why men shouldn't be afraid of it.Celebrity gossip turns into a heated debate about "hooking up." Does hooking up mean having sex or good old making out and maybe some trips around the bases? If you want to have sex there are some subtle ways to get her in the mood, from taking note of her interests to fixing her lamp. Handy men are sexy and back hair isn't. Emily and Menace share classy strip club stories and pinpoint the perfect age to get married. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4 Maj 20121h 1min

There's no time like now to rediscover yourself - but not in a Deepak Chopra kind of way, it's Masturbation Month! Emily reveals some sensitive masturbation statistics, and shows that there's more to male masturbation than plain ol' jerking around.We learn about the origins of Emily's sex life, celebrities who can't stop giving their kids stupid names. and why Hooters failed to win over San Francisco.One listener wonders why social media has destroyed the way young people communicate and another listener’s wife just won’t go down. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2 Maj 201242min

From your  sex "number" to how much you hate their family, body, and job, Emily lays out all the things you should never share with your significant other.Emily and Menace share bizarre early sexual encounters, German nymphomaniacs are running riot, and everyone's losing friends during a breakup.Also, an older man who needs to pay more attention to foreplay and a game of "I've never" goes awry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Apr 201249min

Emily is throwing a Kegel Camp Keger and Menace is having a Taco Bell truck at his future wedding. A 99-year-old man divorces his wife for cheating him in 1940, your penis is probably bigger than you think it is, and you should never introduce your ex-boyfriend to your current boyfriend. Emily shares how to seduce women from intellectual foreplay to subtle compliments, from conversation to getting laid. Emily breaks down how women can be better in bed by initiating more sex, caring less about what you look like during sex, and acknowledging that for many men sex is much more than a casual act. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 Apr 20121h 1min

You can't have sex without taking your clothes off, but the importance of undressing is often underappreciated. Emily walks you through the art of going bare, from dealing with bra straps and buttons to awkward male strip teases.'Carmaggedon' and its effect on Los Angelean vaginas, Vladimir Putin fights tigers and keeps his wife in a castle so he can bang models. Jack Rabbit sex gets a bad rap as it should and Menace compares Emily’s and Albert Einstein's brains. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Apr 201239min

Emily and Menace party together at Dolores Park in San Francisco and Emily is happy to have a dog free weekend with wine and friends.Gay porn interrupts a Canadian news show, a night club for Mormons without alcohol (shock), the Indian Burn hand job and marrying your lesbian girlfriend.The pros and cons of dating someone at work--sex, gossip and jealousy. It’s can be tricky idea but lots of fun when you sneak off to have sex in an empty office. It creates a happy work environment. That is until you break up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Apr 201232min

Emily celebrate 4/20 by doing a show on vanilla sex and sex on drugs. Emily's dog pees on everything, and when are emoticons okay-- how many smiley faces are too many smiley faces? A sex bucket list for women, how marijuana mixes with sex and what to  do when your girlfriend is a lesbian. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Apr 20121h 1min

Emily’s lesbian neighbors are having loud sex and a listener suggests she use a complaint form. However, Emily has Bravo camera crews going in and out of her apartment. Her neighbors might fill out a complaint form too. There's no attractive people at the chocolate festival says an eye-witness reporter, Hong Kong isn't getting laid, and good champagne is hard to come by. Chin jobs are on the rise and to how to talk about fantasies with your partner. Emily talks to author Rachel Kramer Bussel about the BDSM novel 'Fifty Shades of Grey,' erotica, bondage, and cupcakes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

16 Apr 201244min