Lindy and Meagan Say the Fattest Thing You’ve Ever Heard in Your Life to Samantha Irby

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In today’s episode, you hear some glad tidings from Lindy’s Florida trip! From the clear waters of Florida’s panhandle to — in the words of someone in our live chat — ASStor, FL. And don’t forget to go back in time and tune into our Wednesday live show for her SNAKE OF THE WEEK. Plus, Meagan gets mad at a thermometer!

We are ALSO joined by people’s princess Samantha Irby, and she has brought items that will FIX YOU FOREVER! Her little joys are perfect for people of the bespectacled Pig DNA community, and we play an unforgettable round of FMK+: Pure Michigan Edition. Gerald and Caris LeVert…thank you kings.

Samantha Irby’s little joys!!!

• Nerdwax glasses wipes
• Blossom Sort app

Lindy’s little lips!

• Lisa Eldridge - New Wave lip stick

Meagan’s little games!

• Meagan’s Capybara game, Foodie Sizzle

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MORE FROM SAM IRBY:

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• meaty
• we are never meeting in real life
• wow, no thank you
• quietly hostile

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

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